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busterboy
19-10-2006, 16:48
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"

"There's something wrong with my ****", he replied.


The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."


"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.


The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."


The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone."


The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.


The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"


There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.


The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"


I can't p!ss out of it," he replied.


The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!...........:lol:
CT
19-10-2006, 16:53
PMSL! :lol:
Ally
19-10-2006, 17:13
:lol:
RickMezza
19-10-2006, 17:25
great one
jewel
19-10-2006, 17:50
:lol: very true!
busterboy
19-10-2006, 17:59
Just posted this over at www.thedvdforums.com and got a black book entry.. :thumbsdown:

Jeebus there are terrorist killers/people starting wars/cancer/thieves and rapists in this world and they black book me and threaten to ban me for masked swearing..:cuckoo:

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jewel
19-10-2006, 18:09
go on! Are you serious?
CT
19-10-2006, 18:18
Oh dear. A bit harsh that! Technically, we don't allow deliberate defeating of the swear filter here either, but I hope we administer the rule with a bit more common sense.
busterboy
19-10-2006, 18:55
go on! Are you serious?


I'm not serious but they certainly are..:lol:

Yep got myself a black book entry for that post..

Sad world aint it..:(
jewel
19-10-2006, 19:02
I'm not serious but they certainly are..:lol:

Yep got myself a black book entry for that post..

Sad world aint it..:(


People just dont' have a sense of humour anymore do they? Sad indeed. :( Well now you have more time to visit us over here on these forums Tim. ;) :D

Jewel
ed34
19-10-2006, 19:51
:clap: :clap:
whitewash
19-10-2006, 19:59
Just posted this over at www.thedvdforums.com and got a black book entry.. :thumbsdown:

Jeebus there are terrorist killers/people starting wars/cancer/thieves and rapists in this world and they black book me and threaten to ban me for masked swearing..:cuckoo:



are dvdforums.com any connection with avforums.com? i got a similar post when i used a swearword (masked by asterisks) and also again when i mentioned the word "penis".

they seem very tight on things like that, swearing and references to parts of the anatomy................... yet they have a subforum for adultdvds, SEEMS VERY HYPOCRITICAL TO ME......:wave:
Marcel
19-10-2006, 21:40
LOL at the joke :)