I want to break my lens and I need your help

[The Big Kahuna]

Probably best if I just post a link to the thread I started some time ago on trickery

http://www.trickery.net/vb/showthread.php?t=39175

Nobody could come up with a sensible idea (not that I really expected one) so I thought you lot might have some ideas.

[fingerz]

I've yet to do my scratched filter idea because I haven't managed to find a glass engraving needle yet (haven't tried, which is probably why I didn't find one) but I'll let you know how it turns out if I get round to it.

Not that i could see any benefit in scratching the front element of a lens instead of scratching a filter, but still...

[The Big Kahuna]

I want to "modify" it in some way tbh. There must be something that a brave person can do with a lens.