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Darksider
16-12-2006, 10:26
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Darksider
17-12-2006, 12:41
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q. Why do ballerina's wear tights?
A. To stop them sticking to the florr when they do the splits!
...only joke Ive ever managed to remember, thanks to my ex who told it to me in front of our then 6 year old daughter .... who then told it to her teacher ... in front of me! :gag:
HIMUPNORTH
17-12-2006, 13:05
Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
A. Because he had his knob stuck in the chicken.
TheRedUn
17-12-2006, 13:10
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Darksider
17-12-2006, 13:21
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Darksider
18-12-2006, 07:18
Q: What's the definition of disgusting?
A: You giving your grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in.
Q. Why do ballerina's wear tights?
A. To stop them sticking to the florr when they do the splits!
...only joke Ive ever managed to remember, thanks to my ex who told it to me in front of our then 6 year old daughter .... who then told it to her teacher ... in front of me! :gag:
PMSL!!!!! how ever funny is that!!
:clap:
Darksider
19-12-2006, 07:22
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Dark Star
19-12-2006, 07:27
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A fish
Darksider
21-12-2006, 07:25
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother. :thumbs:
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