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whiteflyer
03-01-2007, 12:04
An alternative to Joe T's Nikon porn thread, some Canon Lens porn

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/medium/canon_eflenses.jpg

Grendel
03-01-2007, 12:05
I've gone all weak at the knees :love:

:canon:

h.r.ford
03-01-2007, 12:11
Beautiful just beautiful!

oldgit
03-01-2007, 12:11
Sweet. A visible wishlist.

Jonnyreb
03-01-2007, 12:28
I can't afford to gaze on such beauty right now :(

:canon: :canon: :canon:

clawz
03-01-2007, 12:29
Scuse me.... I need the loo! :lol: :nuts:

IanC_UK
03-01-2007, 12:32
You missed one ;)

http://k43.pbase.com/o5/33/205833/1/67748045.hxh0zJHS.Canon12005.jpg

Its a Canon 1200mm F5.6L :) (60k if you can find one)

What you cant see are the team of Sherpas, the forklift and the state of the bank balance of anybody that owns one ;)

WetSparks
03-01-2007, 12:36
I want one :D

But I think the wife might not let me :(

Ahh well, have to settle for the lens instead :lol:

Grendel
03-01-2007, 12:52
Took me a while to notice the lens in that pic Ian :love: :lol:

Jonnyreb
03-01-2007, 12:57
:notworthy:

IanC_UK
03-01-2007, 12:57
Well i didnt pick the pic just for the lens ! LOL theres loads out there lol

Hacker
03-01-2007, 13:04
Can anyone tell me why Canon lenses are white? It seems a bizarre colour to have on long telephotos when a lot of them are used for wildlife shots.

neonpollen
03-01-2007, 13:11
Isn't that first picture BusterBoy's lens collection ? :)

Warspite
03-01-2007, 13:17
Now theres some real lenses - as opposed to the milk bottle and jam jars in that other thread :D

Reason they are white is supposed to be to lessen the effects of heat on the lens elements through expansion and contraction when in strong sunlight and rising temperatures that this would bring - thats the official line anyhow.

:canon: in case you hadnt guessed ;)

whiteflyer
03-01-2007, 13:29
You missed one ;)

http://k43.pbase.com/o5/33/205833/1/67748045.hxh0zJHS.Canon12005.jpg

Its a Canon 1200mm F5.6L :) (60k if you can find one)

What you cant see are the team of Sherpas, the forklift and the state of the bank balance of anybody that owns one ;)

I did not have time to put it with my other ones as it's set up in the back yard. :lol:


60K Sterling maybe a little over priced as they were only $89K as new. The Tripod is part of the lens by the way.

IanC_UK
03-01-2007, 13:33
I did not have time to put it with my other ones as it's set up in the back yard.


60K Sterling maybe a little over priced as they were $89K as new. The Tripod is part of the lens by the way.

I

Hehehehe ;)

They dont make them anymore and allegedly only 12 were ever built, so 60k isnt that overpriced ! ;)

Grendel
03-01-2007, 13:41
Lifted from Wikipedia:

The Canon EF 1200mm f/5.6L lens is a professional EF lens made by Canon that was introduced in 1993, six years after the launch of EOS cameras, and discontinued in 2005. The initial price for this lens was US$89,579. It weighs more than 36 pounds (16 kg), comes with its own heavy-duty tripod and case, and was built only by request. The focal length can be increased to 1700 mm f/8 or 2400 mm f/11 using the Canon EF Extenders 1.4× and 2× respectively. There are believed to be around a dozen of the EF 1200 mm lenses in existence. Sports Illustrated magazine owns two of them, as does Canon Professional Services and James Jannard, the billionaire founder of Oakley.

I'm sure I've read somewhere that the BBC owns two of these puppies too :thinking:

rayfin
03-01-2007, 14:05
f5.6 ? Far too slow for me - I'm waiting for the f2.8 version ! :D

Ray

Hacker
03-01-2007, 14:36
Wot? No IS?

Bloody cheapskates.

busterboy
03-01-2007, 14:38
Isn't that first picture BusterBoy's lens collection ? :)


Close but no cigar..:D

http://www.timprocter.co.uk/photography/Canon~lenses/Canons-Finest.jpg

photostar_1
03-01-2007, 15:11
WOW!!

IanC_UK
03-01-2007, 15:54
show off ;)

Warspite
03-01-2007, 15:56
Your point :D

nelly3164
03-01-2007, 16:50
nice collection for a car boot sale if your skint.:naughty:

busterboy
03-01-2007, 17:24
WOW!!

Thank you..:D

show off ;)

:razz:

Your Point:D

Indeed..:thumbs:

nice collection for a car boot sale if your skint.:naughty:

It certainly is, Hopefully it will never come to that..;)

IanC_UK
03-01-2007, 17:29
Hey im only jealous Tim ! lol

busterboy
03-01-2007, 17:31
Hey im only jealous Tim ! lol

I know mate, Just yanking yer leg.;)

Joe T
03-01-2007, 17:59
Busterboy, is that a 200mm 1.8? Can you give me a brief review of that lens? What kind of subjects do you shoot with it? Just how gorgeous is the bokeh? :)

antc
03-01-2007, 18:20
Now theres some real lenses - as opposed to the milk bottle and jam jars in that other thread :D



hahaha, joe will love that.

is that the 500mm or 600mm F4 on the back left there.

that pic makes me want to get the credit cards out so much :naughty:

mrgubby
03-01-2007, 18:30
that pic makes me want to get the credit cards out so much :naughty:

my wife just confuscated my cards :rules: :bat: :shrug:

PaulBoy
03-01-2007, 18:40
Now theres some real lenses - as opposed to the milk bottle and jam jars in that other thread :D

Reason they are white is supposed to be to lessen the effects of heat on the lens elements through expansion and contraction when in strong sunlight and rising temperatures that this would bring - thats the official line anyhow.

:canon: in case you hadnt guessed ;)

The reason Nikkor lenses are black is so you can fill the boot of your car with them & the local pond life don't notice them & screw your car for them!
I think this photo shows how well they "blend in" ...

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/bootfull_of_nikkors.jpg

... not my boot btw - Paul ;)

mho
03-01-2007, 18:49
hahaha, joe will love that.

is that the 500mm or 600mm F4 on the back left there.

that pic makes me want to get the credit cards out so much :naughty:

It will be this one 600mmf4LIS (another excuse for a blatent 600f4 shot), Its the big daddy to Busterboys little twins (200 f1.8 & 300 f2.8)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/mho1010/600L/HODKINSON_20060910_0267.jpg

..MD..
03-01-2007, 18:51
:notworthy: :notworthy: :canon:

Grendel
03-01-2007, 18:53
Now THAT is a lens :love: :notworthy:

clawz
03-01-2007, 19:39
Lifted from Wikipedia:

The Canon EF 1200mm f/5.6L lens is a professional EF lens made by Canon that was introduced in 1993, six years after the launch of EOS cameras, and discontinued in 2005. The initial price for this lens was US$89,579. It weighs more than 36 pounds (16 kg), comes with its own heavy-duty tripod and case, and was built only by request. The focal length can be increased to 1700 mm f/8 or 2400 mm f/11 using the Canon EF Extenders 1.4× and 2× respectively. There are believed to be around a dozen of the EF 1200 mm lenses in existence. Sports Illustrated magazine owns two of them, as does Canon Professional Services and James Jannard, the billionaire founder of Oakley.

I'm sure I've read somewhere that the BBC owns two of these puppies too :thinking:

I have also read that the goverment (MI5/6 that sorta thing) own them too, for purposes of 'you know what!':naughty:

antc
03-01-2007, 20:49
It will be this one 600mmf4LIS (another excuse for a blatent 600f4 shot), Its the big daddy to Busterboys little twins (200 f1.8 & 300 f2.8)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/mho1010/600L/HODKINSON_20060910_0267.jpg

i have just wet myself :eek:

is that your lens??

busterboy
03-01-2007, 20:52
i have just wet myself :eek:

is that your lens??

I can tell you that Mark does own that lens yes..;)

clawz
03-01-2007, 21:32
where the heck do you guys find the money for all these lenses?:( :eek:

busterboy
03-01-2007, 21:48
where the heck do you guys find the money for all these lenses?:( :eek:


Robbing banks.. Its quick/easy/well paid and the hours are really good..:thumbs:

Elaine
03-01-2007, 22:12
An alternative to Joe T's Nikon porn thread, some Canon Lens porn

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/medium/canon_eflenses.jpg

Looking at that i feel so inadequate with my little nifty fifty *sobs*

whitewash
03-01-2007, 22:33
a girl getting het up about length!!!! OMGZ!


surely you should be concerned about hair styles more than whos is bigger...

Elaine
04-01-2007, 12:45
a girl getting het up about length!!!! OMGZ!


surely you should be concerned about hair styles more than whos is bigger...

You of all people should relise i'm no ordinary woman..loves cars,loves gadgets,electricals,computer games,hates clothes shopping.Sometimes i do think i should have been born male :lol: And size DOES count! :p

antc
04-01-2007, 17:03
You of all people should relise i'm no ordinary woman..loves cars,loves gadgets,electricals,computer games,hates clothes shopping.Sometimes i do think i should have been born male :lol: And size DOES count! :p

you just described the perfect woman :love:

hehehehe

mho
04-01-2007, 17:51
Robbing banks.. Its quick/easy/well paid and the hours are really good..:thumbs:

I will 2nd that

Elaine
06-01-2007, 01:48
you just described the perfect woman :love:

hehehehe

I'm not really...i also like Hair straightners!!!!!!!!! :gag:

Woodsy
08-01-2007, 18:07
Im a nikon man, yet still that pic is really quite awsome :D

Arkady
11-01-2007, 09:12
Sorry Guys - if this is Lens Porn then it's just Razzle, whereas the Nikon thread was more Club International - quality glassware from and for professionals, not milk-bottle ends for also-rans...:razz:

Joe T
11-01-2007, 09:17
Sorry Guys - if this is Lens Porn then it's just Razzle, whereas the Nikon thread was more Club International - quality glassware from and for professionals, not milk-bottle ends for also-rans...:razz:

:nikon: :p

busterboy
11-01-2007, 16:14
Sorry Guys - if this is Lens Porn then it's just Razzle, whereas the Nikon thread was more Club International - quality glassware from and for professionals, not milk-bottle ends for also-rans...:razz:


http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~tprocter/email~animations/throwup.gif

hypnotic
11-01-2007, 16:28
Im a nikon man, yet still that pic is really quite awsome :D

Lens envy from those Nikon guys is something I guess us Canon users will just have to get used to.

Jonnyreb
11-01-2007, 16:30
check out the nikon porn site - been playing :)

Venomator
11-01-2007, 16:45
check out the nikon porn site - been playing :)

That's 'cos there's nothing to retain your interest here m8 ... ;)






:p

Jonnyreb
11-01-2007, 18:09
That's 'cos there's nothing to retain your interest here m8 ... ;)






:p

;)

Witch
11-01-2007, 20:53
aye aye - I see the Noise brigade are getting uppity! :p

Jonnyreb
11-01-2007, 20:56
:lol: aye aye - I see the Noise brigade are getting uppity! :p

Woodsy
12-01-2007, 07:07
Lens envy from those Nikon guys is something I guess us Canon users will just have to get used to.

Pfffft, what ever!

Nikon Glass > *.* tbh.

Arkady
12-01-2007, 10:56
:razz: I love you guys...:suspect: Maybe...