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Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:22
People keep saying MILF of late.....

What exactly does it mean????? :thinking:

Grendel
09-01-2007, 18:23
Mum I'd Like to F***

StuvUk
09-01-2007, 18:23
Come on??? this is a clean site.... Google it :)

StuvUk
09-01-2007, 18:24
Oops beaten to it lol :)

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:24
Come on??? this is a clean site.... Google it :)

Sorry, did not think of that. I only asked :eek:

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:25
Mum I'd Like to F***


And so the penny drops :nuts: :bang:

Grendel
09-01-2007, 18:26
:D

busterboy
09-01-2007, 18:45
People keep saying MILF of late.....

What exactly does it mean????? :thinking:


You need to get out more Pete..:lol:

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:50
You need to get out more Pete..:lol:

Tell me about it. :D

jewel
09-01-2007, 18:52
that's funny,lol :lol:

busterboy
09-01-2007, 18:54
that's funny,lol :lol:


And I though Pete was really streetwise..:D

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:54
So using the forum for example, do we say something like

'Inaglo and Janice are milf'

or is it really that rude?????

jewel
09-01-2007, 18:55
ummm yeah!!! LOL :lol:

no woman would want to hear that, think about it,lol

Warspite
09-01-2007, 18:56
:lol: I can see trouble coming :lol:

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:56
ummm yeah!!! LOL :lol:


Have we seen you Jewel? :thinking:

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 18:57
Have we seen you Jewel? :thinking:

Batton down the hatches boys :help:

jewel
09-01-2007, 18:57
Have we seen you Jewel? :thinking:


:p I'm not a MILF ;) :D

busterboy
09-01-2007, 18:57
So using the forum for example, do we say something like

'Inaglo and Janice are milf'
or is it really that rude?????


I would just like to back you up on that statement Pete..:nuts:


Is it rude.................... Nah..:lol:

busterboy
09-01-2007, 18:59
Have we seen you Jewel? :thinking:



Well I have and you can add Julie to your list mate..:naughty:

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 18:59
Well I have and you can add Julie to your list mate..:naughty:

Nice one our Kid ;)

mrgubby
09-01-2007, 19:00
My kids have got one ;)

digitalfailure
09-01-2007, 19:00
under normal circumstances i'd say pictures would be needed to explain the meaning in perfect clarity............but it might wake matty up :D

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:02
My kids have got one ;)


http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~tprocter/email~animations/postpics.gif

Grendel
09-01-2007, 19:03
:agree:

Marcel
09-01-2007, 19:18
Pah, not a gentleman amongst you :razz:

I, on the other hand, am a true gentleman and would never used such derogatory terms towards a woman.....not unless they asked me to of course :p

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:21
Pah, not a gentleman amongst you :razz:

I, on the other hand, am a true gentleman and would never used such derogatory terms towards a woman.....not unless they asked me to of course :p

Sorry Bod but......http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~tprocter/email~animations/pukeface.gif



;)

Grendel
09-01-2007, 19:22
of course, from the lady's perspective it could be Marcel I'd Like to ....... :lol: :D

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 19:22
Ooooh - Just wait until Janice & Glo see this thread..... then you're in trouble :rules: :lol:

Warspite
09-01-2007, 19:24
of course, from the lady's perspective it could be Marcel I'd Like to .......



:eek::gag: :puke: :nono:

:lol:

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:24
of course, from the lady's perspective it could be Marcel I'd Like to ....... :lol: :D


Or back to a mans view minimeeze I'd like to ****

Grendel
09-01-2007, 19:26
Oh Oh

:popcorn:

digitalfailure
09-01-2007, 19:26
:suspect:

Settle down fellas

matty
09-01-2007, 19:29
bloody pervs the lot of you...

(and ladiesssss, you can use matty for the m....)

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 19:29
Yeah i think this needs to settle down a bit ! A laugh is a laugh etc, but this is pushing the limits !

Marcel
09-01-2007, 19:32
I'm getting out of this thread before all this pervy testosterone does damage to my "Being able to cry at soppy films" gene.

I'll be on the RTM's if you need me ;)

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 19:33
Close it. :)

jewel
09-01-2007, 19:35
all that from one word,lol :lol:

I'm a woman, I had to have the last say! :D Close it :exit:

Janice
09-01-2007, 19:36
Ooooh - Just wait until Janice & Glo see this thread..... then you're in trouble :rules: :lol:

Ive just seen it!!! :eek: :D :lol: :D

Doesnt sound too derogatory to me! :D

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 19:37
It wasn't one word, it was an acronym :p

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 19:37
Or back to a mans view minimeeze I'd like to ****

:eek: Oi!!

jewel
09-01-2007, 19:38
It wasn't one word, it was an acronym :p


:p :lol: um right,lol

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 19:39
Yeah so it was four words really.

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 19:40
Please - am :'( :lol: :lol: :'( here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 19:40
or five words if you count the silent "to"

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:43
44 replies in 1 hour 20 minutes..

Is that a record..:D


I also agree with IanC, I am involved as much as anyone so my apologies to whoever concerned who was offended by my remarks...:(

jewel
09-01-2007, 19:43
you guys are killing me over here,lmao. :lol:

44 replies?? :p

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 19:47
No offence taken... finding this thread rather funny :lol:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 19:48
:lol: loving it!

But I thought Janice was all mine :(

Janice
09-01-2007, 19:49
:lol: loving it!

But I thought Janice was all mine :(

I am...I am, Joe! But I can't help it if OTHERS consider me as a MILF now can I !!!:D :lol: :naughty:

sue
09-01-2007, 19:49
ok this has to be said, my husband is called Matt :) :love:

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:50
:lol: loving it!

But I thought Janice was all mine :(


:suspect:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 19:50
I am...I am, Joe! But I can't help it if OTHERS consider me as a MILF now can I !!!:D :lol: :naughty:


I suppose you cant! Ought to make me feel good i guess! :D

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 19:50
yeah but we're married

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 19:50
And I'm not a mother.... so count me out :lol:

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:52
And I'm not a mother.... so count me out :lol:



But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..:)


That doesnt sound right..:thinking:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 19:53
she's helped a lot of mothers

Joe T
09-01-2007, 19:53
But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..:)


That doesnt sound right..:thinking:

:lol:

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 19:54
And I'm not that way inclined either before any of you pervy lot get any ideas :p

Janice
09-01-2007, 19:54
But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..:)


That doesnt sound right..:thinking:

I hope that doesnt apply to you too, Buster!!!! :eek:

Marcel
09-01-2007, 19:55
But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..:)


That doesnt sound right..:thinking:

She's helped alot of people *become* mothers.

busterboy
09-01-2007, 19:55
I hope that doesnt apply to you too, Buster!!!! :eek:


I wish Janice.. I wish.:(

Marcel
09-01-2007, 19:55
I am...I am, Joe!

Floozy!

That us....OVER.

Janice
09-01-2007, 19:56
I suppose you cant! Ought to make me feel good i guess! :D

Yes, you should be glad that I have chosen you.....out of all those other pervs that thought of me as a MILF!! :D :D

Joe T
09-01-2007, 19:56
Floozy!

That us....OVER.

She never really liked you. She told me. This morning. ;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 19:58
Ahh but this afternoon she was having coffee with me

Janice
09-01-2007, 19:58
She never really liked you. She told me. This morning. ;)

That was a "goodbye kiss", Marcel....I'm sorry it had to end this way! :'(

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:00
That was a "goodbye kiss", Marcel....I'm sorry it had to end this way! :'(


BUT BUT... Joe uses a Nikon. Have you no respect..:(

sue
09-01-2007, 20:01
and here was me thinking you were at work, oh well, now i know :thinking:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:01
BUT BUT... Joe uses a Nikon. Have you no respect..:(

Size matters, apparently ;)

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:01
BUT BUT... Joe uses a Nikon. Have you no respect..:(


Its not the camera...........it's the length of his zoooooooooooom!! ;)

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:02
and here was me thinking you were at work, oh well, now i know :thinking:

I can get you the name of a good divorce lawyer if you like? :lol:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:02
Ahh but this afternoon she was having coffee with me

I just love a man who wears his underpants outside his trousers!!! :shrug: :D

sue
09-01-2007, 20:03
:lol: hmmmm I will let you know thanks

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:04
I just love a man who wears his underpants outside his trousers!!! :shrug: :D


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:04
I just love a man who wears his underpants outside his trousers!!! :shrug: :D

Well i was in a hurry to get dressed again quickly and i got all confused.

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:05
Its not the camera...........it's the length of his zoooooooooooom!! ;)

You mean this one:

http://www.diesel-power.org.uk/JoeT.jpg

Gotta have the right tool for the job. :)

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:05
Well i was in a hurry to get dressed again quickly and i got all confused.

Well if you will keep hiding in the wardrobe!

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:06
Gotta have the right tool for the job. :)

OOooh Joe!! You tease!! ;)

sue
09-01-2007, 20:07
so thats how he got his bad back

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:07
Gotta have the right tool for the job. :)


http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~tprocter/email~animations/too_much_info.gif

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:07
Did anyone notice the stains on the end of my tool?

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:08
Did anyone notice the stains on the end of my tool?


That is what you get when you put it in the mud..;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:08
Did anyone notice the stains on the end of my tool?

See theres an advantage to having grey coloured L lenses!

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:09
Yes......they did catch my eye, Joe.... but I know how messy you boys can be!

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:10
Fastest thread ever :p

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:10
That is what you get when you put it in the mud..;)

Dont speak about her like that :razz:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:11
Dont speak about her like that :razz:

Yes,, Ive been called some things in my time.......but The MUD isnt one of them!!

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:12
Yes,, Ive been called some things in my time.......but The MUD isnt one of them!!

If he wasnt such a big guy......:bat:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:12
Joe is such a stick in the mud

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:13
If he wasnt such a big guy......:bat:

Yeah but thats just his body......he hasnt got a zoooooooooom like you!!:hug:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:13
Joe is such a stick in the mud

:D

Kev M
09-01-2007, 20:13
Perhaps the ladieeeeeees would be more at ease if we got rid of MILF and changed it to MILMLT?

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:13
Joe is such a stick in the mud



OOooooh!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:14
Perhaps the ladieeeeeees would be more at ease if we got rid of MILF and changed it to MILMLT?

:thinking:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:14
Twig?

sue
09-01-2007, 20:15
its stopped

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 20:16
If he wasnt such a big guy......:bat:

How would you know? ;) :lol:

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 20:16
Perhaps the ladieeeeeees would be more at ease if we got rid of MILF and changed it to MILMLT?


Nah, MILF sounds much better :p :lol:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:16
Ah just figured out the MLT bit!

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:17
How would you know? ;) :lol:

I think "Large Member" says it all dont you think! :lol:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:17
Ah just figured out the MLT bit!

whisper, Joe!! :thinking:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:19
whisper, Joe!! :thinking:

...make love to...

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:19
Yeah but thats just his body......he hasnt got a zoooooooooom like you!!:hug:


Thats because I am a prime guy..:D

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 20:19
whisper, Joe!! :thinking:

More polite than the F word :lol:

dod
09-01-2007, 20:20
I've been on the phone, about 60 replies in that time :lol: :lol: :lol:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:20
Thats because I am a prime guy..:D

bet you've got a small aperature though :eek:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:20
...make love to...



OOooh no! Minimeeze is right........... MILF is MUCH better!! :naughty: :naughty:

sue
09-01-2007, 20:20
dod you need to keep up

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:20
I've been on the phone, about 60 replies in that time :lol: :lol: :lol:

And 5 stars! :whistling:

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:21
bet you've got a small aperature though :eek:

Thats not what Sue said..:thinking:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:21
dod you need to keep up

Phew! I thought you said keep IT up!! :eek:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:21
dod you need to keep it up

Corrected. :)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:21
She said she had trouble with the autofocus

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:22
She said she had trouble with the autofocus

Lots of things work better when you do them manually! ;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:22
I think this thread has gone beyond the gutter, the sewer systems and is slowly making its way to the core and Austrailia.

Keep it up indeed :p

Bloomin Essex Girls ;)

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:22
Right, im going offline now. Gotta ring the girlfriend. Lord knows what will happen if/when she joins here! She's much much worse than I am! :lol:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:23
we'll be sure to dig this thread up for her joe ;)

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 20:23
Right, im going offline now. Gotta ring the girlfriend. Lord knows what will happen if/when she joins here! She's much much worse than I am! :lol:

Is she called Janice by any chance? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:23
Right, im going offline now. Gotta ring the girlfriend. Lord knows what will happen if/when she joins here! She's much much worse than I am! :lol:


Joe!!!! Girlfriend????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:24
Lock your fellas away girls, Janice is after a new one ;)

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:24
Sorry! Older woman too :naughty:

Well, only 10 years older than me!

You remember my comment "older women rock" - well I wasnt joking! :D

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:25
I want to know how a photography forum with such a warm and welcome following with a lovely bunch of people............. Then a thread starts with smut involved and it ends up like this..:lol:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:25
Sorry! Older woman too :naughty:

Well, only 10 years older than me!

You remember my comment "older women rock" - well I wasnt joking! :D

Good for you!! ;) :D

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:26
Joe!!!! Girlfriend????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


:hug:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:26
I want to know how a photography forum with such a warm and welcome following with a lovely bunch of people............. Then a thread starts with smut involved and it ends up like this..:lol:

Its like bottling it all up being normal in the other threads and let loose in this one. Its blatently all of Janice's fault.

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:27
Its blatently all of Janice's fault.

Agreed. :)


Night all. :)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:28
oooh, I got past 2000 posts :D

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:28
Its like bottling it all up being normal in the other threads and let loose in this one. Its blatently all of Janice's fault.

It's always MY fault! Ididnt even enter this thread till after the first page!! :D

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:28
Lets not start an argument about who entered where first

sue
09-01-2007, 20:29
all this from such a simple little question

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:29
Lets not start an argument about who entered where first


ooohh now we are back to the 1st post again!! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Joe T
09-01-2007, 20:29
all this from such a simple little question

Control your husband please! :D

Right, I really must be off!

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:30
Lets not start an argument about who entered where first

:lol:

Back to square one..:D

sue
09-01-2007, 20:30
control him, i have never managed that so far, anyone else want to try

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:30
Really? I hadn't noticed that I'd constructed my last post with a single ounce of smut.

No, really, I didn't

Well, okay I did :naughty:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:31
Control your husband please! :D



I dont like the sound of that, is that whips and chains and handcuffs and stuff?

:help:

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 20:31
and a big :welcome: to all new 'members'

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:31
Big and small, young and old

sue
09-01-2007, 20:32
as i said someone else is welcome to try as i have no luck

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:32
Sounds like me and you are on then Janice ;)

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:34
Sounds like me and you are on then Janice ;)

Yes Matt........all the other people with less bedtime stamina have gone to sleep! ;)

sue
09-01-2007, 20:35
Was going to say some people havent even put in an appearence in this thread, thats not very friendly of them

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:35
Lets keep it going!

Its early yet :p

I'm terrible

sue
09-01-2007, 20:37
Its gone quiet down south

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 20:37
You're going to have to stretch a bit to reach from W. Yorks Matt.......

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:37
Its gone quiet down south

Its usually the men who say that!! ;)

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 20:38
Its gone quiet down south

know that feeling :thinking:

sue
09-01-2007, 20:39
well that stopped things

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:40
You're going to have to stretch a bit to reach from W. Yorks Matt.......

Longest I've got is 400mm, with a 1.6x crop factor it gives me about 640mm doesn't it?

Dark Star
09-01-2007, 20:40
I'm confused - I thought this was the "Your Top 5 MILFs" thread....:lol:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:40
LOL!

Thats playing with fire Dark Star ;)

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 20:41
Longest I've got is 400mm, with a 1.6x crop factor it gives me about 640mm doesn't it?

oooh - you nasty boy!!!!:'(

sue
09-01-2007, 20:43
hmmmmm chocolate


just having some to eat after been good all day

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:45
I'm confused - I thought this was the "Your Top 5 MILFs" thread....:lol:
You're confused?? No this thread is Films You'd Like to ****!!!

Jonnyreb
09-01-2007, 20:48
thats enough excitement for me tonight :thumbs:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:48
Janice's post count has slowed right down since Joe left, I think we tired her out.

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:51
Janice's post count has slowed right down since Joe left, I think we tired her out.

No. I'm nursing a broken heart..:( :'(

My Toyboy has run off with an older woman........and she is STILL younger than me!! :eek:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:51
awwwww, I'll rub it better for you

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 20:52
Wow! I went off to get a drink and there's like another 30 replies in that time :eek: Just goes to show what a filthy lot you really are :lol:

Diego - do you realise what you've started here? :lol:

Diego Garcia
09-01-2007, 20:53
Wow! I went off to get a drink and there's like another 30 replies in that time :eek: Just goes to show what a filthy lot you really are :lol:

Diego - do you realise what you've started here? :lol:

Of course, hence the question ;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:53
You're the one with the wet pussy in your avatar Cheryl

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:54
If anyone was out tonight and comes onto the forum in the morning and sees this...they will think they have been transported forwards in a time machine! How else could they explain away so many posts without them knowing!! :D

sue
09-01-2007, 20:55
that and any new people looking at the site are going to wonder what we are all like.
good isnt it
certainally different thread for the normal
passed an hour or so

busterboy
09-01-2007, 20:56
Mmmmm, Big Brother or the MILF thread...:thinking:



No competition.:D

sue
09-01-2007, 20:56
or couple of hours even, longer than i thought

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:56
Gave us something to do I guess, it was all over so quickly though, I wonder if we left Janice satisfied.

Marcel
09-01-2007, 20:57
Dear lord what have you started pete? It just keeps growing and growing (I fully expect the backlash from that one).

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:57
Those pills working for you then Marcel?

Marcel
09-01-2007, 20:57
Matt, I've seen your long lens....I've seen what it can do too, but I have to say, you have a problem with shaking it too much. :lol:

Janice
09-01-2007, 20:59
or couple of hours even, longer than i thought

She reallly means "A couple of feet even, longer than i thought!! :D

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 20:59
I might be able to reach after all Janice

sue
09-01-2007, 21:00
cetainally been an enteraining evening, better than watching tv we will have to try again another night :)

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:00
I might be able to reach after all Janice

I'll move a bit closer, Matt!




Like Watford!! :D

sue
09-01-2007, 21:01
notice now its nearly all over marcel joins in

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:02
I'll move a bit closer, Matt!




Like Watford!! :D

About as far north as you lot get :p

Don't worry, I'm down Essex/London way in July :p

namllihs
09-01-2007, 21:02
Well I went out at 19:15 for a camera club quiz and got back and have been reading this thread for 20 minutes trying to catch up.

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:03
notice now its nearly all over marcel joins in

He has to be seen to be responsible!! It doesnt mean he IS, just has to be SEEN to be!!

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:03
Its not a race steve, quality not quantity remember ;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:03
He has to be seen to be responsible!! It doesnt mean he IS, just has to be SEEN to be!!

He's all about the quick finish

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:04
Don't worry, I'm down Essex/London way in July :p

You really need to check a roadmap ! Essex and London are not the same place ! ;)

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:04
He's all about the quick finish

Or in your case...a matt finish!! :D

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:04
No, but I'll be around both, In Essex staying with trips to london (20 mins on the train apparently), So I'll be there

sue
09-01-2007, 21:04
closer than yorkshire though

sue
09-01-2007, 21:05
i didnt realise he was going to be THAT close, told me he was staying in a hotel :)

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:05
still far enough away from me ! lol

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:06
still far enough away from me ! lol

and me!! :D :lol:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:06
Or in your case...a matt finish!! :D

Very clever, I like your thinking ;)

Doesn't leave you with a glossy coat then?

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:06
i didnt realise he was going to be THAT close, told me he was staying in a hotel :)

Ah the secrets are coming out now Sue !

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:07
still far enough away from me ! lol

You told me you loved me!

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:07
I was really proud of my little play on words at the top of the page....but weve spoken so quick no=one has noticed it! :(

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:07
I was really proud of my little play on words at the top of the page....but weve spoken so quick no=one has noticed it! :(


You were so quick to point this out that you missed me taking that play on words and taking it lower :p

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:08
You told me you loved me!

LMAO

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:09
You were so quick to point this out that you missed me taking that play on words and taking it lower :p

Oh yes.........its all getting too much for me at my age!

:help:

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:10
LMAO

he told me he loved ME too..... dont believe him...he is a gigalo!

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:10
I put it about a lot.

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:11
a giggle-o ? whats one of them then ?

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:11
Sugar plum fairies, that might be a new title for me, I hate you all :(

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:12
Sugar plum fairies, that might be a new title for me, I hate you all :(

Where the hell did that come from ???


Quick matty change him to Sugar Plum Fairies ! ;)



LOL

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:12
a giggle-o ? whats one of them then ?

Its when matt does something to you that makes you giggle...then go "OH!"

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:14
Where the hell did that come from ???


Quick matty change him to Sugar Plum Fairies ! ;)



LOL



I was referring to "puts it about a lot"

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:14
Its when matt does something to you that makes you giggle...then go "OH!"

Oh like hahaha that was funny !!! Oh maybe it wasnt ?



;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:14
Its when matt does something to you that makes you giggle...then go "OH!"

LOL!

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:15
See she laughed at it when I got it out, but it suprised her when I showed her what it could do.

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 21:15
You're the one with the wet pussy in your avatar Cheryl

:eek:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:16
Well, its a pussy cat isn't it?

And its soaking wet!

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:17
See she laughed at it when I got it out, but it suprised her when I showed her what it could do.

:eek: :eek: :eek: well, until you ran out of batteries!

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:18
:eek: :eek: :eek: well, until you ran out of batteries!


Obviously not Duracell !

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:18
Yeah you'd be suprised at how often that happens :/

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 21:18
Well, its a pussy cat isn't it?

And its soaking wet!

Erm.... NO :p

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:19
You've changed it now!

Cool Pussy!

minimeeze
09-01-2007, 21:20
Cool Pussy!

Why, thanks Matt :lol:

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:21
Obviously not Duracell !

Well it had a copper top....so your guess is as good as mine!! :D

matty
09-01-2007, 21:21
bloody pervs have knocked out 7 pages of this tat!

sue
09-01-2007, 21:22
8 matty keep up, your out of date already

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:22
bloody pervs have knocked out 7 pages of this tat!

We haven't really mentioned tats at all, well apart from that time where I told Janice I'd rub her heart better.

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:22
8 matty keep up, your out of date already

LOL

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:22
Well it had a copper top....so your guess is as good as mine!! :D

Austin Powers : Goldmember

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:23
We haven't really mentioned tats at all, well apart from that time where I told Janice I'd rub her heart better.

Oh yes;.... I remember that........I was going to take you up on the offer...and then the thread changed again! I missed out there!! ;)

sue
09-01-2007, 21:24
these admin staff just cant keep up at all, they are all having the same problem

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:25
You think this is bad?

Marcel in MSN


Marcel says:
was gonna ask you to physically measure it

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:25
Oh yes;.... I remember that........I was going to take you up on the offer...and then the thread changed again! I missed out there!! ;)

LOL oh well i was gonna offer to get the broken heart repair kit out but if you sorted it elsewhere ill leave it where it is !

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:25
You think this is bad?

Marcel in MSN :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: and I always thought he was such a nice boy!!:eek:


Thats why I snogged him on his birthday! Just shows you how wrong you can be!

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:25
/me warms his hands

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:25
these admin staff just cant keep it up at all, they are all having the same problem

Thats a slanderous comment to make that is !




LOL :help:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:26
That was for the broken heart, not the measuring

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:29
That was for the broken heart, not the measuring

I did wonder what you were warming your hands for!!:eek:

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:29
Well I didn't think you'd appreciate cold hands.

digitalfailure
09-01-2007, 21:29
This thread has got to be the best value for money on the site...:eek:

sue
09-01-2007, 21:29
so if i remember rightly matt said he was going to see janice for three days in the summer, so that means three days for me to do what i like, hmmmmm now what should i do

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:30
you could go and see Ian

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:31
so if i remember rightly matt said he was going to see janice for three days in the summer, so that means three days for me to do what i like, hmmmmm now what should i doTry these, Sue.....digital failure, diego garcia, hiim up north!! :D :D

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:31
That's one each day!! :D

sue
09-01-2007, 21:33
yeah get to stay out without anyone saying anything :) or not even come home

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:33
I'm a hussy :woot:

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:34
I'm a hussy :woot:

I'll tell you that after Ive had you to stay for 3 days! and nights! :eek:

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:35
I'll tell you that after Ive had you to stay for 3 days! and nights! :eek:

Brave girl ! ;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:36
I'll tell you that after Ive had you to stay for 3 days! and nights! :eek:

I don't know if I can last 3 whole days and nights without release!

sue
09-01-2007, 21:36
Braver than me, I am trying to get rid of him, even if it is only for three days (and nights) of playtime

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:37
I don't know if I can last 3 whole days and nights without release!

Oh...I'll release you for certain things! ;)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:38
hahahahaaha janice is a floozy

IanC_UK
09-01-2007, 21:38
Oh...I'll release you for certain things! ;)

Mopping the floors, vacuuming the carpets, washing the dishes etc ?

sue
09-01-2007, 21:39
Mopping the floors, vacuuming the carpets, washing the dishes etc ?

in other words to clean up

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:39
i make a mess

GfK
09-01-2007, 21:40
nearly 250 replies in a few hours tells me somebody needs to set up a chatroom.

Janice
09-01-2007, 21:40
i make a mess

Well I hope its not on the end of your lens, like Joe! :gag:

sue
09-01-2007, 21:41
thought we had one of those, but i met matt in one of them tried to stay away since :)

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:41
Yeah but if it were in a chatroom nobody would be able to keep up.

Matt Charlton
09-01-2007, 21:41
Well I hope its not on the end of your lens, like Joe! :gag:

Depends if I leave the lens hood and cap on.

sue
09-01-2007, 21:42
to quick all around

2blue4u
09-01-2007, 21:43
Good Grief!

I'm really surprised at the TPF membership - that someone didn't know what a milf was :D



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