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Got this in an email the other day and I thought it was funny, so of course I had to share it with all of you.:D Go through all the fines, see what you did then add up your score,lol
-Smoked pot -- $10
-Did acid -- $5
-Ever had sex at church -- $25
-Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-$40
-Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
-Had sex for money -- $100
-Vandalized something -- $20
-Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
-Been jumped -- $10
-Crossed dressed -- $10
-Given money to stripper -- $25
-Been in love with a stripper -- $20
-Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $1.00
-Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
-Ever drive drunk -- $20
-Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
-Used toys while having sex -- $30
-Got drunk, passed out and didn't remember the night before -- $20
-Went skinny dipping -- $5
-Had sex in a pool -- $20
-Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
-Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
-Cheated on your significant other -- $10
-Masturbated -- $10
-Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --
-$20
-Done oral -- $5
-Got oral -- $5
-Done / got oral in a car while it was moving
- $25
-Stole something -- $10
-Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
-Made a nasty home video -- $15
-Had a threesome -- $50
-Had sex in the wild -- $20
-Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
-Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
-Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20-
-Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
-Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
-Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
-Went streaking -- $5
-Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
-Been arrested -- $5
-Spent time in jail -- $15
-Peed in the pool -- $0.50
-Played spin the bottle -- $5
-Done something you regret -- $20
-Had sex with your best friend -- $20
-Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
-Had anal sex -- $80
-Lied to your mate -- $5
-Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally up your score now and see what your fine is!!! :lol:
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 13:43
Christ - I'm morally and finacially bankrupt:embarrassed:
Anyone got a calculator better than the standard windows one? Doesnt seem to be powerful enough :p
And anyone who doesn't have an odd 50p in their score had best add on a few $$$'s for telling lies! :p
In all honesty though, £535/50 (Probably when I was younger)
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 13:58
And anyone who doesn't have an odd 50p in their score had best add on a few $$$'s for telling lies! :p
Got to the point where the odd $0.50 and $1 just became unnecessary. Speaks volumes for our cousins across the pond when getting arrested or a drink driving ban is a fraction of the fine for certain.... ahem...... sexual activities ;)
Thats more of a things to do before you die list isnt it... (with certain exceptions... bum sex :puke: etc)
$226 for one instance of each violation, for some violations multiply that by approx ? ( incalculable!)
And I'm not telling you which ones! :p
Whether I'm a good girl or not is a matter of opinion :D
h.r.ford
01-03-2007, 14:28
Well I must be an angel as I'm in around £200 of course i've never peed in a pool :D
In all honesty though, £535/50 (Probably when I was younger)
So thats about $1070 :eek: , remind me not to go drinking with you :nono:
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 14:31
$226 for one instance of each violation, for some violations multiply that by approx ? ( incalculable!)
And I'm not telling you which ones! :p
Whether I'm a good girl or not is a matter of opinion :D
Susane - V. Saucy:naughty:
:thinking:
Saucy Susane lol :lol:
$206.50 so i must be a good boy :D
I dont want to be though :lol: :naughty:
minimeeze
01-03-2007, 14:40
$235.5 See, I'm a good girl really ;) Not telling what they are all for though, although you can work out at least one of them :lol: :lol:
Great thread Jules :thumbs:
Could of been worse, less than the price of 2 wing mirrors - see my previous thread for details of what that costs!
:thinking:
Saucy Susane lol :lol:
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif
$436.50, I'm going to try to reach $500 :D
Wile E. coyote
01-03-2007, 14:56
I dont even want to start adding mine up
pandabighead
01-03-2007, 15:11
$416.5. and never mind about going for a drink with TPers, looking at the fines the moral should be don't go swimming with them!
$725.50! What have I been doing!!!
minimeeze
01-03-2007, 15:23
$725.50! What have I been doing!!!
Peeing in a pool for one! :lol:
Peeing in a pool for one! :lol:
:lol: no hiding that one eh!!! :lol:
Does dressing up as Nun count as cross dressing :thinking: :D
TheRedUn
01-03-2007, 16:47
$331 - not quite a bad boy, but probably not a good boy either :thinking: :lol:
$0
(I never got caught. :) )
Thats more of a things to do before you die list isnt it... (with certain exceptions... bum sex :puke: etc)
I dunno, I hear its not that bad....as long as you find one that isn't paraletic on 14 cans of special brew :lol:
I dunno, I hear its not that bad....as long as you find one that isn't paraletic on 14 cans of special brew :lol:
:lol: :lol: Yuk!
hypnotic
01-03-2007, 20:31
Oh my god ...... $7,890.50
Can I pay in installments?
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 20:32
Oh my god ...... $7,890.50
Can I pay in installments?
Yeah - I'll PM my details ;)
digitalfailure
01-03-2007, 20:34
Anyone got a calculator better than the standard windows one? Doesnt seem to be powerful enough :p
clicking on bottom bashing 2000 times doesn't count....it's still only $80
:lol:
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 20:41
clicking on bottom bashing 2000 times doesn't count....it's still only $80
:lol:
:clap: pmsl
stephenb
01-03-2007, 20:45
746.50
It is a myth, there is no dye that turns red when you pee in a pool.
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif
Technique like that's good for $50 :eek: :lol:
Wile E. coyote
01-03-2007, 21:01
Technique like that's good for $50 :eek: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :D
http://www.istorya.net/forums/Smileys/alive/grin.gif
Pleading the 5th !
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 21:36
There is no 5th in the UK - perhaps a 1-2-1 counselling session is needed:D
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 21:43
:eek:
Trust me - I'm a dr :thinking: :lol:
digitalfailure
01-03-2007, 22:01
Trust me - I'm a dr :thinking: :lol:
nice to meet you dr....i'm df
:lol:
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 22:03
nice to meet you dr....i'm df
:lol:
why, Dr DF i presume..... :lol: ;)
stop it please ;) It's like the Russ Abbot Show!
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 22:16
then my work here is done :)
Jonnyreb
01-03-2007, 22:37
now thats just cold ;)
$950...
I look back at shudder at the amount of carnage I'm responsible for. Sorry.
$950...
I look back at shudder at the amount of carnage I'm responsible for. Sorry.
Do you know, there's a little bit of me that's surprised yours isn't higher! :lol: ;)
Do you know, there's a little bit of me that's surprised yours isn't higher! :lol: ;)
:naughty: Yeah but which bit...... ;)
(I bet you regret saying it like that now, dont you :p)
cjnicolai
01-03-2007, 23:04
$896. Could be worse. ;)
cjnicolai
01-03-2007, 23:07
Oh, wait, that's not per incident, is it? Oh, hell.
:naughty: Yeah but which bit...... ;)
(I bet you regret saying it like that now, dont you :p)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :embarrassed: Oops!
$70......................I'm still young though :D
Peeing in a pool for one! :lol:
I thought we'd all done that. I was only a kid at the time though....:naughty:
$950...
I look back at shudder at the amount of carnage I'm responsible for. Sorry.
Jeez Rob, I think we must have met! :lol:
You know reading all this about you lot ... Im not sure it would be too good an idea to even think of arranging a TPF Christmas Ball!
Then again ... it would be some party! :naughty:
tbh, i havent even added my total up, but I am as pure as they come folks. :D A sweet and innocent Canadian I am. :p
Jewel
$950...
I look back at shudder at the amount of carnage I'm responsible for. Sorry.
I think the maximum you could have got was £1061.5 (if the maths are correct) so thats pretty good going, and whats left for you to do I guess just aint worth doing.
$250.50 although I fail to see the crime in most of mine. If those are taken out I reckon it's down nearer $100.50
Waterworx
03-03-2007, 06:30
OMG :eek: It's quite scary when you actually read the list properly, said yes more times than I thought I would :naughty: £667. I like it lol! It's now been emailed to all friends and family, lets see what my family add upto lol :bonk:
HIMUPNORTH
03-03-2007, 08:16
I am about a 100 bucks short of my desired figure. Anyone want to pay for a quickie? :D
:shrug:
minimeeze
03-03-2007, 08:34
Do you know, there's a little bit of me that's surprised yours isn't higher! :lol: ;)
:whistling: That title is getting closer & closer :lol:
:whistling: That title is getting closer & closer :lol:
I told you - shhhhh! :D :embarrassed:
photostar_1
04-03-2007, 19:29
496.50..........Could buy another lens for that! Didn't realise what a misspent youth I'd had!! Don't think any of those fines have cropped up in the last 20 yrs....how boring have I become?? (Don't answer that)!
I'm steering well clear of adding my total ... but it does contain .50
Ah well....not toooo bad.
£410.50 me!!!! :D :lol:
Forbiddenbiker
05-03-2007, 09:05
...Oh dear. Where did that sweet little boy go. :( ...I'm not telling. :p
I can certainly think of a few things to add though. :lol:
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