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Jimmy_Lemon
07-03-2007, 23:37
I was a bit bored...and had to do more with the shot of Matty and his hat...so made some handy admin signs :p
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/noswearing2.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/toys.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/nospam2.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/noshouting.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/noadverts.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/canonvnikon.jpg
not sure if this one is classed as racist (or that having a paddy, IE tantrum, is a well enough used phrase)
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/dontpaddy.jpg
Fawk! That's bl00dy Brilliant.
Jimmy_Lemon
07-03-2007, 23:45
one more I wasnt sure about adding, but had a couple of drinks so thought what the heck:
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/966/heavypetting.jpg
:rules: :lol: love it, any comments matty?
Matt Charlton
08-03-2007, 06:41
Absolutely fantastic Tom :D
h.r.ford
08-03-2007, 06:46
Wow! You have too much time on your hands.. But great none the less.
Wile E. coyote
08-03-2007, 06:55
:lol: Really funny, just wait till Matty see's it :popcorn:
Superb work, Tom! :thumbs:
Forbiddenbiker
08-03-2007, 07:29
:lol: :lol: excellent. ..another tool for the mods? :lol:
He! he! Its been nice knowing you Mr Lemon :lol: :lol: :lol:
Matt Charlton
08-03-2007, 07:35
You know that well known kids party game.....simple simon says?
:D
The Devil makes work for idle hands...lol
Absolutley brilliant ***...:lol: :lol: :lol:
:popcorn:
Venomator
08-03-2007, 08:33
Matty says ... how rude....
Classic ... another one for the album p'raps Jimmy ... :thinking:
Excellent stuff ... :lol:
Glad you left out the Green thingy though ... 'cos that would have been so much more than plain rude imo ... ;)
:p
Well done there. :D :lol:
Brilliant JimmyL :lol: - Matty says "?" Not much really he's speechless (well nearly)
Paul ;)
super stuff, helps me to go to work with a smile on my face.....:lol:
Awwww. poor matty.
(:lol:)
Jimmy_Lemon
08-03-2007, 09:35
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4967/rudeyh6.jpg
Think I might have confused my gallery along the way :|
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6154/oopsmt2.jpg
Wile E. coyote
08-03-2007, 10:18
*plots evil things*
Quick JimmyL cry mercy, the strict one is after you :lol:
Jimmy_Lemon
08-03-2007, 10:21
Quick JimmyL cry mercy, the strict one is after you :lol:
lol - maybe I should try and spread the blame! Marcel told me to do it!!! (well he didnt try and stop me...almost the same! he also gave me the pic of the pram :p)
Wile E. coyote
08-03-2007, 11:10
lol - maybe I should try and spread the blame! Marcel told me to do it!!! (well he didnt try and stop me...almost the same! he also gave me the pic of the pram :p)
I think theres a conspiracy against Matty going on here :suspect: :lol: :lol: Keep at it
photostar_1
08-03-2007, 12:00
Poor Matty....;) Excellent stuff, Tom!!
digitalfailure
08-03-2007, 20:21
Give that man a beer :D
Class
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/634/funny.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/634/ban.jpg
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/634/baby.jpg
rejected ideas include
matty says....Jimmy is a ****
matty says....Jimmy and darksaber enjoy manlove
matty says....Jimmy and goats, i have the photos
Jimmy_Lemon
08-03-2007, 20:40
LMAO!!!
quality!
Matt Charlton
08-03-2007, 20:41
matty says....Jimmy and darksaber enjoy manlove
O RLY?
Darksaber is dead ;( How dare you sully his name like this :o
King_Boru
08-03-2007, 20:45
awesome,... made me giggle!
Venomator
08-03-2007, 21:48
matty says....Jimmy and darksaber enjoy manlove
O RLY?
Darksaber is dead ;( How dare you sully his name like this :o
Reckon he would be if'n he tried anything like that with our Manly Matty ... :suspect:
:p
ROFL - Classic thread!!!
(Sorry Matty - obviously in the interest of retaining a sensible user title I feel I should point out that I disapprove utterly of such a harsh mickey-take against you, they should be ashamed......!) :nono:
;) :clap: :thumbs:
chouglez
08-03-2007, 22:19
Aye Aye Sir oops Matty
whitewash
08-03-2007, 22:23
jimmy- can you make matty say "the square of the hypotinuose is equal to the the square of the other two sides"
for no reason apart from i think that mattys new foiund power should be used in an educational purpose and not just for bad
Jonnyreb
08-03-2007, 22:24
Quality reposte - can we get some 'summer time t-*****' printed up with these? Thinking £'s for the forum :)
lmao
t-*****'
I pardon your beg?????! :eek: :eek:
whitewash
08-03-2007, 22:27
i prefer a good poo before t, leaves me feeling fresh and comfortable for the meal ahead
Jonnyreb
08-03-2007, 22:28
rofl - passed my bedtime :)
the quality of the thread was obviously Freudian
Venomator
08-03-2007, 22:37
Just noticed ... your first Matty says JL ... is that Rob on the left ... :eek: ... :suspect:
:p
As typo's go that's one of the best.
Some years ago I worked for a company who made ties and scarves. One of my jobs was to send the samples to customers for their approval ahead of full production. We were doing some beautiful printed silk ties for a well known insurance company - the design they wanted was a galleon sailing on a moonlit sea with white crests to the waves, but all the way through the process we were having terrible trouble with the other colours bleeding into the white. On about the fourth attempt at sampling I wrote to them intending to make my opening paragraph "Once again I must apologise for the white on your ties" - however, if you notice on your keyboard, "w" and "s" aren't a millions miles apart.....! :bonk:
My boss caught it before it went out to much hilarity and the 'enlarged to A3 size' letter, with relevant passage highlighted, went on the wall of the office! :lol:
Wile E. coyote
08-03-2007, 22:42
My boss caught it before it went out to much hilarity and the 'enlarged to A3 size' letter, with relevant passage highlighted, went on the wall of the office! :lol:
:lol: :lol: Have you lived that one down yet?
It took a while.....was about 12 years ago now but still makes me giggle thinking about it. I always proof read letters now before they go.
Another favourite (from someone else this time) was a while ago in my current job. I work in the construction industry dealing with - among other things - cranes. Hence we use the slightly odd word "Cranage" to describe working with a crane. Unfortunately MS Word's autocorrect tends to automatically correct it to "Carnage" which is a little unfortunate. It came through to me in that form in a fax from a buyer......class! :D
Wile E. coyote
08-03-2007, 22:54
On a similar theme, I changed the auto correct options for email on someones machine at work. I made it change and into mug. It was great when he tried to send this email to someone else in the office.
"I have ordered them doors and should be delivered next week"
Jimmy_Lemon
09-03-2007, 10:50
Haha! some more good ideas :) Been very lazy and only just got up :| but will get working on some new things :p
Wile E. coyote
09-03-2007, 11:17
Haha! some more good ideas :) Been very lazy and only just got up :| but will get working on some new things :p
Great need another good chuckle :)
Jimmy_Lemon
09-03-2007, 11:41
not as good today :(
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1781/dontjoininiy1.jpg
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1140/whitewashdiydp6.jpg
Jonnyreb
09-03-2007, 11:43
:clap:
We need t-shiRts
Jimmy_Lemon
09-03-2007, 11:53
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8344/tshitsvk3.jpg
Jonnyreb
09-03-2007, 12:01
ROFPMSL
had to happen sooner or later :clap: :clap: :clap:
Jimmy_Lemon
09-03-2007, 12:06
This one isnt really funny - but I ran out of ideas :(
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4838/jimmystudiouc8.jpg
Wile E. coyote
09-03-2007, 12:23
You crack me up Jimmy, love the no t-***** :lol: :lol: :nuts:
whitewash
10-03-2007, 09:15
mattys not keen on a bit of trig then is he!
Dont you be slagging off Les Dennis!
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