Actual Names

[Glen]

I think was done a while back, but there has been a flood of new peeps so to maybe help them and any others with names........no medals for guessing my actual name is Glen......Next!!! :wave:

[Jonnyreb]

Jonathan Cook

I'll leave the R and D initials to imagination ;)

[IanC_UK]

Jonathan Cook

I'll leave the R and D initials to imagination ;)

Research and Development ? ;)

[Jonnyreb]

Research and Development ? ;)

Close mate - a lot of research and very little development:D :lol:

[CT]

Peregrine Worsnop Unafraid Duggles.

[Jonnyreb]

Sounds native indian CT ;)

[CT]

LOL I actually met a guy with that name once.

Nothing to do with the thread either but I worked with a guy named Edgar Everard Cock. he was proud of it - always signed it in full. :D

[Dan Leach]

Daniel Timothy Leach
I'm really not keen on the "iel" or the "Timothy", or.. oh umm.... or the rest of it :)

[Jonnyreb]

Fantastic! Deed poll here i come ;)

[Dan Leach]

I know a guy Called **** Brains :) ... no really :)

[Jucklebutt]

Jonathan Cook

I'll leave the R and D initials to imagination ;)

Rude and Dirtyminded! :p

[Jonnyreb]

Rude and Dirtyminded! :p

yeah - talk dirty to me :love: :lol: :D :nuts:

[CT]

Mine's Cedric as most people know by now I think. I come from a long line of mining folk on my dad's side and I once asked him how he'd chosen my name. He said "Well your mother wanted to call you Paul but we couldn't send you down the pit with a name like that" :thinking:

[Jucklebutt]

Jonny - Oooh don't tempt me........................MUD :lol:

[chouglez]

Zahir Chougle (chow-ga-ley) but u can call me zee

[Gilly B]

I am Gillian.... Not too difficult to guess. I work with a guy called John Thomas! :naughty: :naughty: :lol:

[Jonnyreb]

Jonny - Oooh don't tempt me........................MUD :lol:

You certainly dont need tempting ;)

[chouglez]

Someone used to work with me in the states a few years ago namely Steve Growcock.

[chouglez]

and I was briefly living up north [West Midlands]as a pg with someone namely Roy Deadman

[2blue4u]

not tellin yah :naughty: nee nah :p

take a look at my webby thang instead - www.johndenman.net

:clap:

[Jucklebutt]

I'm Jac, short for a rather long name, and my surname is not worth knowing (and common :D ) and it will be changed soon :)

[Jonnyreb]

you've got some acquaintances there Zee ;)

[Jonnyreb]

I'm Jac, short for a rather long name, and my surname is not worth knowing (and common :D ) and it will be changed soon :)

Jacqueline?

[2blue4u]

I used to work with a guy with the surname Bubbles. He was known as Bubbles4Brains :suspect:

[Jucklebutt]

You certainly dont need tempting ;)

:suspect: Do you know me, eek ?? :naughty: ;) :lol:

[Jucklebutt]

Jacqueline?

Gosh, how did you guess :lol: and he spells it correctly :p

[chouglez]

On that note can we have a fortnightly competition of funny street names or signboards?

For e.g. not very far away from where I toil we have a lane namely FANN Lane and some grafitti artist added a "y" before the word lane. :D :lol:

Also on the other side of the street there's a "cock lane" :D :lol:

[Jonnyreb]

Gosh, how did you guess :lol: and he spells it correctly :p

I have one or two uses in life :naughty:

[Jucklebutt]

I have one or two uses in life :naughty:

Just the two, can't possibly imagine what the other could be :thinking:

[Jonnyreb]

Just the two, can't possibly imagine what the other could be :thinking:
:beer:

[Jucklebutt]

:beer:

Ahh...spelling and drinking, good good :lol:

[Jonnyreb]

what else does a man need ;)

[Jucklebutt]

what else does a man need ;)

Well, he could have.....oops no...errm....best I go to bed now, night night ;) :p :lol:

[Jonnyreb]

:nuts: ;) Well, he could have.....oops no...errm....best I go to bed now, night night ;) :p :lol:

[Jucklebutt]

:lol: :lol:

[Yv]

Ok, if I must, Its Yvonne. Surname White and I live with a man called Gold...we do NOT plan to hyphenate :lol: :lol:

[BBW]

Big, middle name Bad. Last name Wolf.

[Woodsy]

My brother works with a guy called Rocky Mountain.

His ex used to work in the MOD with a guy called Major. Cockup

:D

[minimeeze]

Apparently my first name is Dinkles :suspect: I was told last night that I have a very good ability to spot one from a mile away (from a friend I haven't seen in a year and who knows nothing of my title one here!) :embarrassed: :D

[Grendel]

My mother swears whe used to work with someone with the surname "Glasscock". She always said she could see him coming :lol:

As for me, I'm Paul Dale :wave:

[oldgit]

I used to work with a guy whos called "John Forskit"... I've never heard the tannoy pronounce a "T" quite so clearly.

and a guy at uni had the "honour" of being the first born male in his generateion. So got the name "Wilderheim" ..
or in full "Wilderhiem Sprenkle". Called himself "Vil" for short.

Yours

Lord Rupert Chormondley-Forthersgill the 2nd.

[dod]

dod :)

[Grendel]

dod :)

Nice to clear that mystery up mate :lol:

[dod]

Nice to clear that mystery up mate :lol:

I kid you not ;). My name is George but up here it's almost compulsory for someone called George to get called dod. I don't know why either :p

[Marcel]

Im not telling you my real name. You have to guess :D

[Matt Charlton]

My real name is Darksaber

[Grendel]

My real name is Darksaber

The artist formerly known as Darksaber :lol:

[antonroland]

Anton Roland de Klerk....






And NO RELATION to a former president of our banana republic!!

:D

[Slovensky]

My real name is Sarah (in case any of you haven't seen my welcome post....yet!) :wave:

[dizzy]

my real one is David. Dizzy came from Cycling forums as I'm a time trial man and after a 'good' ride I'm usually to dizzy to stand up for quite a while. Hmmm, perhaps I ought to try and make that story a bit more interesting...

[richmond]

There are quite a few 'Pratts' in our local phone book. :-)

As for me, 1st name Diane.

[Jimmy_Lemon]

My name is big secret!! Muhwahaha (evil laugh)

[Marcel]

My name is big secret!! Muhwahaha (evil laugh)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/213607692_bd522c9d99_m_d.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/101491001_0cc5a6523e_m_d.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/drama/images/holmes1.jpg

;)

[Jonnyreb]

:thinking: red donkey cock???????:thinking:

[Grendel]

Tom Ass Hole (mes) :lol:

[Grendel]

or maybe that should be Thomas Holmes? :D

[h.r.ford]

I love that shot of the tomato Marcel (you take that?)

[Million]

Max Howes, not short for maxamillion, but I adopted 'Million' for LAN gaming parties (thought it had a good ring to it) and it stuck

[Marcel]

I love that shot of the tomato Marcel (you take that?)

Nope, all on flickr :)

[Jimmy_Lemon]

Damn! unveiled :(

[Matt Charlton]

Max Howes, not short for maxamillion, but I adopted 'Million' for LAN gaming parties (thought it had a good ring to it) and it stuck

Your full first name isn't Maxwell is it?

:)

[Jason]

Mine is errrr, don't tell me, it's errr, ummmmm Jason!

[petemc]

I'm Pete Carr. No relation to Henry Ford.

[Slovensky]

Jonathan Cook


I used to go out with someone called Jonathan Cook :|

[Cobra]

I know someone local, last name "Head" called their son Richard which promptly got shortened to "****" some parents are really cruel :lol:
My name's above my signature

[busterboy]

I used to go out with someone called Jonathan Cook :|


Oh my Gawd..:lol:

Come on Jonny.:D

[busterboy]

Oh and I'm not telling you my real name..:nono:

http://www.zen118613.zen.co.uk/macro/wasp.jpg

[whitewash]

james barber, known as jamie to everyone


my name used to be harold james barber but i got rid of the harold bit because its the bain of my existance

[minky_monkey]

Martin King, here.

[Jonnyreb]

Oh my Gawd..:lol:

Come on Jonny.:D

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

[busterboy]

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

Come-on man keep up... Was it an old flame then..:naughty:

[Jonnyreb]

Come-on man keep up... Was it an old flame then..:naughty:

:eek: common Tim - she's far too attractive to have spent time with a duffer like me :(

lol :lol: :D

[Joe T]

Martin King, here.

Luther by any chance? :p

[noah]

Your full first name isn't Maxwell is it?

:)
it should be, we had great fun with that as young uns. he likes to be called maxie sometimes too.

no prizes or guessing what mine is :p

[Hoodi]

no prizes or guessing what mine is :p

Nor mine :lol:

No really, it is.

[cjnicolai]

Most of my photography work is under Cheryl Jacobs. I got married, so I'm gradually switching my professional name to Cheryl Nicolai. In the music world, I'm CJ Nicolai

That said, if you ever see me and call me Cheryl, I'll punch you in the nose. CJ it is.

[whiteflyer]

Mark is what my dad calls me.


Martin King your not from Adlington by any chance.

[oldgit]

Most of my photography work is under Cheryl Jacobs. I got married, so I'm gradually switching my professional name to Cheryl Nicolai. In the music world, I'm CJ Nicolai

That said, if you ever see me and call me Cheryl, I'll punch you in the nose. CJ it is.

Just did a web search...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118571602
http://www.recklessred.net/bios2.html

cool music by the way... not only are you easy on the eye, can hold a camera, but you can sing!

This can't be you can it???
http://gizi.dote.hu/~bartaz/document.html
"CJ Nicolai, J Keunen RWM. Nonlinear dynamical analysis of Periodic Lateralized Epileptiform Discharges. Clinical Electroencephalography 1998; 29: 1-5."
...... ?

[alexisonfire]

Mike Simpson.

Yes, its really simpson :nono:

[cjnicolai]

Just did a web search...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118571602
http://www.recklessred.net/bios2.html

cool music by the way... not only are you easy on the eye, can hold a camera, but you can sing!

This can't be you can it???
http://gizi.dote.hu/~bartaz/document.html
"CJ Nicolai, J Keunen RWM. Nonlinear dynamical analysis of Periodic Lateralized Epileptiform Discharges. Clinical Electroencephalography 1998; 29: 1-5."
...... ?

Ha. I can't claim to know anything about nonlinear analysis of epileptiform discharges. I do, however, play a mean game of pool.

Thanks for the compliments. I need to run into you more often. ;)

- CJ

[Chuckurbarla]

Chris Chesher.

I knew a guy with the surname of Penistone. DVLA use the first five letters of your name and then your birthdate (mixed up) to make up your driver number for your licence. He used to dread being stopped by the rozzers.

[brummie]

Mike Simpson.

Yes, its really simpson :nono:

i work with a Mark Simpson and he looks just like Barry from chucklevision. :lol:
Even his mannerisms.

Anyway i'm Steve but y'all can call be Steve for short ;)

[Steep]

Hi there my name is Hugh, I'll be your mugger for this evening!

[Venomator]

I'll answer to most anything ... as long as it's prefixed with GREEN ... ;)


Now there's a clue and a half ... :D















Ven ... :p

[Marcel]

Hi there my name is Hugh, I'll be your mugger for this evening!

:lol:

[Jonnyreb]

I'll answer to most anything ... as long as it's prefixed with GREEN ... ;)


Now there's a clue and a half ... :D















Ven ... :p


Snot? :D :lol: :p

[h.r.ford]

*edit* I'm not as funny as I thought.

[PaulBoy]

*edit* I'm not as funny as I thought.

Wayne :lol: - Paul ;)

[Wyvern971]

George Sutton or Kanami Kagotani (depending on which passport) :D

[Arkady]

Vladimir Ilyitch Uliyanov

[Marcel]

Vladimir Ilyitch Uliyanov

I'd go and see the doctor about that one, sounds infected.

[Jonnyreb]

I'd go and see the doctor about that one, sounds infected.

lol - and there was me wanting to associate Arkady with Renko. :)

[Dark Star]

I'm John Murray - that sounds sooooooooooo boring!!!!

No wonder I chose Dark Star!!!

[Witch]

My first names are Robyn Elisabeth. My parents inflicted on me a life of having to send things back because they were spelt wrong. (The registration document for my first car went back twice, and my provisional driving license once...even then they put a Z in Elisabeth when they sent me my full one so that had to go back too! After 17 years I finally have the DVLA trained!) :)

[hypnotic]

Vladimir Ilyitch Uliyanov

Cannot even spell his own name now!

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov :shake:


Mines Kev by the way

[Keltic Ice Man]

Allan

always sign my name K.Allan what does the K stand for loads of folks ask...

they soon stop asking when I tell them Killer ;)

[Sharkey]

Sharkey Ward

[Shorn]

David Rastall
nick name down the pit was Rusty or Rastus
Name on driving license is RASTA very apt up until last month as I had very long dreadlocks (washed everyday)
hence the nick Shorn :)

[ppp]

My real name is Andrew Boon, you can call me Drew or Boon or Andy or ...... well you get the point

[spencer]

Mine is "Spencer White" Hello :wave:

[Woodsy]

Woodsy2k AKA Jonathan Woods :)

[Marcel]

Nice try Les, you don't fool us ;)

[Wile E. coyote]

Nice try Les, you don't fool us ;)

LOL :lol:

Mines Lee Foster, don't ask where Wile E coyote came from :shrug:

[Woodsy]

Nice try Les, you don't fool us ;)


Rofl! Ok you rumbled me!

Might change my pic back, need to think of a new forum name :P

And no, not "Roy Walker" :P

[digitalfailure]

[scottish accent] The names failure......digital failure[/scottish accent]



:)

[Woodsy]

Hi I'm Bob, and I'm addicted to fake tan.




*Claps* Hi Bob






:D

[Joe T]

/groan!

[paulc]

Paul Chong......Chong means Rivermouth in malaysia...good job we dont come from there!

[Woodsy]

/groan!

What you so happy about Joe?

[Joe T]

What you so happy about Joe?

Never you mind ;)

[Arkady]

Cannot even spell his own name now!

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov :shake:


Mines Kev by the way

Actually it's a Transliteration from Cyrillic, so I can spell it any way I like...
so there...:razz:

[Waterworx]

This shows how boring my family and I are-


Alan John Edwards, most of the time....



occasionally Wally The Walrus.....



but at the weekends you can call Edna, but you gotta pay up front :lol:


Al

:thumbs: