Caption Competition

[Marcel]

"I miss being a TV star in Crossroads"

[Eddbmxdude]

So thats where I left my tea-cosey!

[oldgit]

Its... Its... Its... I can't quite put my finger on it.

[staffitaxi]

Due to the high levels of concentration no-one had noticed that a chimpanzee in disguise was in fact winning the competition.

[hypnotic]

"I miss being a TV star in Crossroads"


Thinking along the same lines yesterday .... :lol:

Benny from "Crossroads" alive and well ..... Found a new career as a chess champion.

[oldgit]

Duhhhh. "Switch Brain ON".... nufinks happenink, maybe if I push harder..

[Jo]

If I remember rightly, pressing this button will make my mind clear of fog and I will come up with a winning move.

[Cobra]

Due to the high levels of concentration no-one had noticed that a chimpanzee in disguise was in fact winning the competition.


:lol: @staffitaxi

That'll teach me to try and super glue my opponents pieces to the board

[HIMUPNORTH]

I know he's stolen my seat, but have you seen him? He thinks he's a teapot!

[madmitch]

Very hard to chose, so will give it to oldgit as he made me laugh with both captions. :thumbs:

[oldgit]

Cripes thanks.
I dont have much available at the mo, but here's one that is worthy of a title..
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/490444312_193f538c03.jpg

[Eddbmxdude]

On hearing the news of a 10 mile training run through piranha infested waters, fields of stinging nettles and a river swarming with leeches, Dave the centurion started to regret going commando.

[HIMUPNORTH]

Paul was enjoying being a Roman "extra" until he saw the Lions being released.

[HIMUPNORTH]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your trousers!

[DarknFuzzy]

The planning of a raid on the centurian guard tower did not go well...

"Of all the centurians in this country, you couldn't steal me a uniform that fits!!!"

[staffitaxi]

I don't understand what the problem is, you said you were "into leather".

Andrea

[Marcel]

Jeez. It's windy. Now I know how you girls feel.

[lee]

lol at Eddbmxdude

my attempt:

Asterix, decided not to bother using his magic potion to take on this poor Roman specimen.

[gwocni]

Cripes Citizen Tog-a, a 1/30 exposure, watch for camera shake!

[madmitch]

Oh no! that miserable oldgit just took a picture of me, it's bound to end up in one of those bloody caption competitions.

[oldgit]

Oh no! that miserable oldgit just took a picture of me, it's bound to end up in one of those bloody caption competitions.

:nono: :razz:

[Dino f]

Cassius really thought he would get away with wearing his wifes skirt.

[hypnotic]

Julius Caesar wins worlds first knobbly knees competition at Butlins

[Cobra]

Who you callin' "helmet" 'ead?

[oldgit]

Eddbmxdude - you win this one.
Your turn

[Eddbmxdude]

Yay! Here we go, see what you make of this one!

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/IMGP2504.JPG

[staffitaxi]

When the brothers from the poor part of town asked for a bike for Christmas they didn't expect to get a wheel each.

Andrea

[Hacker]

Following the NHS cutbacks Malcolm wasn't too keen on the new sex change procedures.

[gwocni]

Oh yes!! They really will get this high!

[oldgit]

Malcolm was wondering where the other end of the handlebar was.

[Marcel]

Goin......down.....gonna hurt.....must...protect....jewels......

[madmitch]

Dad!! stop it your embarrassing me.

[HIMUPNORTH]

When Oliver said "watch my new up-ended Ollie" George wasn't expecting it to look quite like this.

[Cobra]

NO Derek thats a uni-cycle not pogo stick

[Eddbmxdude]

Goin......down.....gonna hurt.....must...protect....jewels......

This one made me chuckle the most.

Marcel, your turn!

[Marcel]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/495717525_197af18656.jpg

Image belongs to Roger Cullman (aka Word Freak), link to his flickr page here (http://www.flickr.com/people/wordfreak/)

(Using the image under the Creative Commons license).

[HIMUPNORTH]

Even Spiderman was no match for the super power of Tickle Kid!

[oldgit]

Spidy suffers defeat in playground gangbang

[unclerichy]

Crowd look on as child gives birth to Spiderman

[moomike]

Ha, lets see you beat me to the top of the climbing frame now flyboy!

[lee]

I haven't got an eagle eyes switch on the back of my head that's action man.

[surrealillusions]

As i cover spiderman in my cape, i will turn him into.........a haddock!!

[Forbiddenbiker]

Spidy Jnr takes after his father as he casually dodges right jabs in playground fun.

[Marcel]

Keep em coming! I'll choose a winner this evening :)

[madmitch]

Spiderman blames defeat on lack of fitness, in an interview he said he'd been spending to much time on the web.

[sue]

canada greater than new york city again.

[HIMUPNORTH]

Think Mitch better get another image ready! :lol:

[tim]

Spiderman fails in bid to catch a parachutist!

[Marcel]

Well it was close but I liked madmitch's swoop in...

Soooo take it away mitch!

[madmitch]

Thanks Marcel,
Heres one my Partner took of me on hols in Majorca last year, i'd had knee op 3wks previous and overdid it in the pool, ended up in hotel wheelchair for 3 days.
She thinks it's worth a good caption.

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/hols_06_013.jpg

[Marcel]

"Look lady, if you're not gonna buy me, please put me back on Aisle 3 so someone else can"

[madmitch]

"Look lady, if you're not gonna buy me, please put me back on Aisle 3 so someone else can"

:lol: :lol: just have to clear coffee and doughnut off screen now.

[gwocni]

Penny for the Guy?

[oldgit]

If you think I'm gonna carry your tampons..

[hypnotic]

"What do you mean the bottom of the basket should be flat?" .. :eek:

[chrisiow]

Tesco's new personal shopper trollies not proving too popular!

[Forbiddenbiker]

Its 2025, and a wheelchair bound monk wearing a plastic skirt is caught flashing his meat and two veg complete with green plate.

[madmitch]

Penny for the Guy?

It was to hard to choose so i'll give it to gwocni as he has'nt posted a pic yet.

She who must be obeyed said i'm worth at least a Euro ;)

[gwocni]

I agree Mitch, at least 1 Euro :lol: And here is your starter for 10.....

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/gwocnipix/General/pool.jpg

David.

[chrisiow]

And that's how you catch crabs!

[hypnotic]

"Jenny was not impressed with the quality of her new indoor pool"

[Lofty]

OOOOoo OOOOoooooooooo ........ something just touched me ........ SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME!!!!!

[Forbiddenbiker]

Giggling. " Thats those bloody boys one done, ... now I'll fill our water bottle upstream"

[gwocni]

And that's how you catch crabs!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Naughty, but I like it. Go for it Chris!

[gwocni]

Here's another to keep us going until Chris posts up.....

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/gwocnipix/Nature/owl.jpg

Go for it.

[madmitch]

B-owl-ing

[gwocni]

:lol: :lol: :lol: B-owl-ing

[madmitch]

Bump for Chris :tumbleweed:

[chrisiow]

Sorry not been watching but here we go.
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/B_O-1st-June-083b.jpg

[madmitch]

When i said keep your eye on the ball i didn't mean literally

[Marcel]

Billy hated having a tennis ball for a face. He is always being chased and teased by the playground bullies.

[Airscene]

Seen warming up for ladies doubles final, Martina and Billy Jean show that a couple of old .. ahem .. pro's can still work their grass court magic

[InaGlo]

"On me 'ead son" .... " Gawd! he looks a plonka!"

[gwocni]

Not a caption...... But doesn't that poor pup at the back look so forlorn about not getting the ball.:shrug:

[Dark Star]

Can I choose? :D

I think it's Dark Stars, "If this turns out NOT to be a fancy dress party I'll kill someone!" :lol:


Bloomin' 'eck I missed it - I finally win something on here and miss a turn! :bang:

No worries I'll be more careful next time!

[Cobra]

Billy looked on in Awe at the yellow eyed cyclops hound

[madmitch]

Wimbledon training up ballboys that watch the ball and not the ladies ar*es.

[chrisiow]

Wimbledon training up ballboys that watch the ball and not the ladies ar*es.

I'm not sure if I've got to pick the winner but if I do it's Madmitch:D

[walls]

now lick it

[FisherPhotography]

Lucky had surgery and got a new eyeball

[dundiggin]

Erm, forget this post - I thought I was on the "last" page and put this caption in for the dog in handbag photo when that came up. Muvh embarrassment, but being me I'll leave this in to give you all a grin at my expense!!

Woman: This Radley handbag you got me really turns people's heads.

Man (to himself): Glad she hasn't twigged it's a fake

[Gandhi]

Garry Larson would be turning in his grave right now....

lol. I;d missed all this. Very amusing guys & Gals!

[HIMUPNORTH]

And it is time it was resurrected I feel. Whos gonna start it off again?


http://server5.dedicateduk.com/~ace/thb/smilies/45.gif

[Marcel]

And it is time it was resurrected I feel. Whos gonna start it off again?


http://server5.dedicateduk.com/~ace/thb/smilies/45.gif

Off you go then :)

[HIMUPNORTH]

If I must :D:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1253/989195019_2556caa1c0_o.jpg

[nigelcampbell]

"Bugger!... it's all in French!"

[Airscene]

.........(Wish I had GPS)

[Marcel]

Right, where's the bar.

[walls]

How's a girl supposed to find her way home with that?!

[Keltic Ice Man]

Jewellery Quarter sure sounds better than the Horse Butchers Quarter

[gwocni]

"Neigh Lass, we can't go that way"...........

[Dark Star]

"I'm looking for Mane Street"

[sue]

Now where did I leave 'em??

[HIMUPNORTH]

For raising the biggest groan I think it must go to Dark Star.;)


Away you go John!

[Dark Star]

For raising the biggest groan I think it must go to Dark Star.;)


Away you go John!

Why thank you! Now let me not miss this one! I'll have a rummage for the right
image!

Lets go with this chap from our India Trip:

http://www.darkstarimages.co.uk/general/cc.jpg

[dundiggin]

Getting my Nativity story all mixed up, how's about:
"So, the Three Kings, Gold, Frankenstein and Myrrh, went looking for the baby Jesus"

[nigelcampbell]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Roy Wood

[Cobra]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Roy Wood

:lol:

[ Tommy Cooper] just like that [/Tommy Cooper]

[madmitch]

And this year the King of Bling award goes to

[Ewan]

"Right, I'm going to find whoever painted my beard, and poke him in the eye!"

[Dino f]

Pull my finger, go on, pull it!!!!!

[lloyd1450]

come on gimme a hug :D

[HIMUPNORTH]

Kamal, realising he had been sleep walking again, pretended he was doing a Tommy Cooper
impersonation.

[Dark Star]

Right the most chucklesome of the above comments is....

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Roy Wood" By Nigelcampbell!

All yours Nigel!

[davidbridges]

Can i post a picture up here ?

[Cobra]

Can i post a picture up here ?

The "un official rules" are that the winner of the caption comp is picked by the poster of said picture, the winner then posts their picture and the whole sordid afair starts all over again, rather infantile but a whole load of fun :D

[lee]

While were waiting....

After a night on the coke Maradonna couldn't work out if he was meant to be a king or a queen.

[Forbiddenbiker]

Bollywood attempts to do the zombie...

... kids reckon they failed miserably, the adults aren't so sure. :eek:



...just filling in till Nigel posts. :D

[Woodsy]

"Oi there, you Ho's, come and sit here and here. Yes.. thats right."

[sue]

Do we get a runner up to get this moving again??

[HIMUPNORTH]

How about this Sue. Taken from Verseguru at Flickr under the Creative commons Licence


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/24290789_6a7409314b_o.jpg

[Marcel]

Uh oh...That's gonna smell. Keep a straight face George, straight face, and no one will know.

[Dark Star]

The guy behind Bush: " If I've told you once Mr President (sigh)...his name is Tony Blair!!!!"

[Marcel]

The guy behind Bush: " If I've told you once Mr President (sigh)...his name is Tony Blair!!!!"

Or,

The guy on the right :

"{Sigh**....How did I end up here? At least McDonalds managers get free burgers"

[madmitch]

A thorn between two thorns.

[Jo]

Blair ~ That's right me old wiggler, do your stuff and turn the page. Got to keep impressing these old American buggers.

:suspect: I think I give up on these caption jobs :lol:

[chrisiow]

Zzzzzzp........No Cherie not now! I meant we've got to get **** Cheney out!

[Nettie]

:nono::nono:Zzzzzzp........No Cherie not now! I meant we've got to get **** Cheney out!
:naughty: :naughty: :lol: :lol:

[Marcel]

Blair : Is this a present from Clinton?

[Yv]

Blair "you pair of toads, you could have told me my flies were open"

Chirac "ignore him, we havent heard, keep looking forward. He will quit before us anyway!"

Bush "somebody say somthing?"

[gwocni]

Bush - "Hope they don't pan that camera and see my hand up Tony's a$$, pulling the muppets strings"..........

[sue]

Bush- Ohhhhh how long do we have to stand here and listen to Tony, I need the loo.

[Matt Charlton]

On visiting Madamme Tussauds, Tony took the oppertunity to re-enact some of his better moments when speaking to the media. unfortunately for him, he realised his fly was down and he realised that he had no balls.

[Ewan]

Uh oh...That's gonna smell. Keep a straight face George, straight face, and no one will know.

:lol:

Best image posted up so far :D Keep them coming :D

[Ajophotog]

Blair: you are going to have to listen to me as I'm the only one here that can read.

[Eddbmxdude]

Bush: 'Gee! I can see my house from here!'

[Dino f]

Blair "****.....looks like they've taken Eastenders off for the fooball again"

[walls]

...now children, one of the men behind me bombed and killed thousands and the other is going to jail...the moral of the story? choose your friends very carefully :D

[HIMUPNORTH]

Just realised I was supposed to pick a winner. It has to you ChrisIOW. Best use of innuendo! :D

[chrisiow]

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/26th-Aug-07-029.jpg

[gwocni]

"Glass bottomed boat my a$$"

[Cobra]

Listen boys its not how big it is, its how you use it!

[oldgit]

Urrrmmmm ... when do I tell them I forgot to put memory card in?

or

If you think I'm ugly, you wait and see what the photos of you come out like that my wife has taken

[lee]

now if I just had the strength to lift this thing I might be able to take a photo.

[davidbridges]

which bloody button do i have to press to take a picture.

[InaGlo]

Pah! trust her to get her hands on the Canon gear ... Id rather play Captain than use that Nikon shes left out!

[alex1]

(Guy on the right is thinking)....Watch her fly when I open this throttle!

[Dino f]

Oooh baby, check out the girth of this thing!!
Dean:)

[mattmattmatt]

Mike had been told by his agent that he would be going out in a speedboat, with another guy and a blonde haired girl, to shoot content for the internet. What he had failed to realise was that she was the photographer.

[Joe T]

"I wonder if IS will compensate for the 10ft waves...."

[Joe T]

"Everytime I mount this lens on a tripod it ends up upside down! What am I doing wrong?"

[rasmusrok1]

Hold on a minute what's this telescope doing on my camera?!

[davidbridges]

Woman thinking: which bit of ''wide angle '' did these two pillocks not understand. Guy on right thinking: And here we go again, always complaining....

[hypnotic]

Is this the "Press Pack" out looking for Matty's latest swimming cossie? .. :D

[antihero]

Tracy was highly disappointed to find the 14 inch telescopic object described as a "Canon" she won on ebay was nothing more than a camera lens.

[Airscene]

"Essex girl trials new toe cam":bonk:


*is that an image of christ on her left knee? :o or Hitler!

[Forbiddenbiker]

(Guy on the right is thinking)....Watch her fly when I open this throttle!


:lol: :naughty:


Shes thinking; .. 'now, if I just adjust the hue ... Damn it! I new I should have bought that crimson nail varnish instead'

[Duncan.F]

Blonde.
"OK I give up, why doesn't a tripod work in a boat?"

[tank]

Tracy was highly disappointed to find the 14 inch telescopic object described as a "Canon" she won on ebay was nothing more than a camera lens.

pmsl:clap:

[v_mancunian]

"it's a good job I haven't got a conscience or I'd never be able to afford a lens like this"

[Lady Pitstop]

*is that an image of christ on her left knee? :o or Hitler!


:lol::lol:

[chrisiow]

I think oldgit wins this one
[QUOTE=oldgit;355592]Urrrmmmm ... when do I tell them I forgot to put memory card in?

And as a punishment it was confiscated!

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/26th-Aug-07-028.jpg

[inaneredstripe]

mines bigger than yours

[Airscene]

Is this a new caption? Or did the competition get stuck? :shrug:

[InaGlo]

Is this a new caption? Or did the competition get stuck? :shrug:

I think someone needs to give oldgit a poke! ;)

[Dino f]

I think someone needs to give oldgit a poke! ;)
:naughty::naughty: very :naughty:

[InaGlo]

:naughty::naughty: very :naughty:

:whistling:

[oldgit]

Ok consider me poked.. give me a few mins...

[oldgit]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1171/1424884984_271ef59e16_o.jpg

Here you go (can you spot what I've done to this shot?)

[hypnotic]

Given it a brown tone? ..... :lol:

[Pooks]

Who's that guy with the camera?
Oh that's the Oldgit that always goes for the 'beaver shot'.

[davidbridges]

Left animal: Oy, stop eating our food you greedy b******s. right animal: i really dont think that was a good idea !

[Dino f]

" same time tommorrow Keith "


Nice cloning btw OG:thumbs:

[Dark Star]

"Sorry George!" "Aw Bill I'm right behind you, thats awful!"

[SimonTALM]

"Is that a 600 f4 he's got or is he just pleased to see us?"

[InaGlo]

Cutie on the left ...

" Ooh gawd! dont bother smiling Ethel ... he's pointing a Nikon at us"



Cutie on the right

*gasp* "He never is!"

[oldgit]

any more, for any more?

Dino: thanks, yes they are the same fat rat. I merged two shots that were taken about a second apart.

[Marcel]

Left : *grunt*...."Uh oh, I'll warn you now, that's gonna stink"
Right : "Too late George, TOO LATE, I'M INHALING!!!....Jeez, what crawled up there and died?"

[Cobra]

Left to right, So, what does it feel like to be a clone produced for a competion where everyone pokes fun at you?
Right to left you mean......I'm...not.....real?...... Sob...

[gwocni]

'ere Mabel, this log rolling isn't all it's cracked up to be!!

[madmitch]

Ere look at him with the camera, that's the ugliest thing i've seen with one head.

[Airscene]

Rat on the right saying 'Whoever smelt it, dealt it!'.

[oldgit]

Ok. I declare the Cobra the winner.

Over to you Chris

[Cobra]

Ok. I declare the Cobra the winner.

Over to you Chris

Cheers Paul I'll go for a rake around in the archives

[Cobra]

Ok I hope that this will be a toughie, 'scuse the quality its an old scanned image

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/scanned.jpg

[gwocni]

"Hmmmmm".... Says Ali the Alsation, I wonder how long his tether is?

[Pooks]

Oi! It's the DOG you are supposed to take for a walk!

[Fangman]

Who said walkies? I'm not the b***dy dog!

[Marcel]

"What? It's not like there's an age gap!"

[Cobra]

"What? It's not like there's an age gap!"

Pretty original, that,:lol: though the dog is
( was) about 10 years older than the falcon. :D It reminded me of "that song" in cabaret if you know what I mean ;)
So take it away young sir!

[..MD..]

:lol:
look at the eyes not around the eyes

look at the eyes not around the eyes

ok your under.. :naughty:

[Marcel]

hehe thanks Cobra! :)

Here's my next one

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/1445129992_106ce8bf15_o.jpg

Is a photo of my son a month after he was born :) He alway pulled such funny faces (still hasn't stopped really)

[Cobra]

Hmmm thats a Canon 1OD if I am not mistaken!
But 1/60 @f/4? are you sure you got that right dad? :D

[Shutterman]

" Ok Who velcro'ed my head to the changing Mat...."

[Pooks]

"What's with the white face?"

[gwocni]

"Ere dad, make sure the gridlines are straight across my bib!"

[InaGlo]

"What you talking 'bout Willis!"

[..MD..]

jeezus whats that big black thing stuck to my dads face...


:lol:

[Airscene]

If you think you are taking my photo with a Nikon - you are sorely mistaken!

[Marcel]

" Ok Who velcro'ed my head to the changing Mat...."

:lol: Thats my fave...

Go for it shutterman!

[Shutterman]

Thanks Marcel...

Here is my one for the mix....

http://www.pbase.com/nwheal/image/86587915.jpg


Let me have em.....

Cheers

Nigel.:naughty:

[Dark Star]

"Errr...Mirror....Signal....errr..."

[madmitch]

You've got 3 seconds to give me my hardhat back or i'm digging the flowerbed up.

[oldgit]

I'm sure dad has a bigger one

[mmcp42]

you sure this is right dad?
I thought the trailer was supposed to be at the back

[oldgit]

Are you sure that real builders wear girlie blue sandals?

[Ladybird]

Hmmm, let me think.... yeah, that'll be about 2 grand for the complete job, cash up front mate!!! 'corse it'll be finished by the weekend!!! :D

[HIMUPNORTH]

"Well I have sat...... now where's my ride?"

"When I said I wanted a fastrack to the top daddy this is not what I had in mind!"

"Oh ****! Nigel from No. 7 got the modeling gig already!"

[moomike]

No Dad, it was a "Flashtrax" I wanted, how on earth am I supposed to backup my important image files on this?

[gwocni]

Sod the Health and Safety Exec, I'm still not wearing that bl@@dy girlie hat!

[Shutterman]

Are you sure that real builders wear girlie blue sandals?

Well I like this one is the best over to you Oldgit..

Cheers

Nigel

[oldgit]

righto... I'll have a dig

[oldgit]

And.... yrrrr off....

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/826/IMG_09241.jpg

[davidbridges]

yeahhhh....i would have done a better pose if you hadn't of just given me a dead arm !

[Pooks]

"Could have sworn I just saw Dougal from the Magic Roundabout..."

[gwocni]

And yes it is the 'tache that's tickling me......

[HIMUPNORTH]

Mr Kipling was having an exceedingly nice day!

[oldgit]

bump!

[Cobra]

It actually looks like my Neighbour, no seriously it does, and I can't find a funny thing to say about the miserable SOB so I will pass on this one :D

[h.r.ford]

WAit till you get a whiff of that one....

[oldgit]

Ok I like HimUpNorth's answer best...

Mr Kipling was having an exceedingly nice day!

[frank]

Poirot !! it's just bum fluff on his lip

[6ftblonde]

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/pink_polka_dog_rainco.jpg

i don't do pink!!

[joxby]

Does my bum look big in this ?

eh, took me a half hour to find this photo, and the bum things allready been done

damn

[Bob]

I can feel a right draft right up my back end
Bob

[Canon Bob]

It was a present from "GW" after I agreed to go to Iraq with them...do I have to declare it?

[shiato storm]

after cutting my hair, you really think I want to wear a f***ing coat as gay as this too?

[Lee Eccles]

Chav! Who me?

[hypnotic]

I posted that shot months ago .... Old hat now!!!

Here's a new one to get this thread rolling again ...


http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/hyponotic63/animal.jpg

[gwocni]

Lipstick please Dahling........

[hypnotic]

Jade Goody models her new range of jewelry ... :nono:

[MG TF 135]

Miss Piggy shouts to Kermit 'give me 10 more minutes, just gotta put my make up on'

[Marcel]

Looks like my ex's wedding went off without a hitch.

[Dark Star]

If you cast pearls before swine - they'll wear them!

[joxby]

I go on the "B" of BANG........

[Marcel]

Bacon and Sausage has never looked so good!

[Dark Star]

Snout wrong with this outfit!!

[mmcp42]

does my bum look big in this?:nuts:

[sprog]

Well endowed, three legged transvestite pig caught showing-off for camera.

[Yv]

Ohhh, giz a kiss babe!

[Dark Star]

Decided that one was tooooo risque!!!! :D

[Dino f]

just wait til the girls see this bikini wax

[Ajophotog]

I said it's a pack animal not pack the animal

oops I've done the wrong one hahaha forgive me ;)

[Shane]

Pearlfect Pigture :exit:

[madmitch]

When i said give the old sow a pearl necklace, that's not what i had in mind.
:coat:

[Dino f]

:lol::lol::lol:@ madmitch

[walls]

vote conservative yup yup

[jordylewis]

"How Do You Spell HTML?"
:)

[hypnotic]

Sorry guys ... been away for a couple of days.

Winner for this round is ........ madmitch

It was very close though.

[Dark Star]

And guess what my too risque comment was! :bang:

Damn me for being a puritan! :cuckoo:

[Marcel]

I saw it before the edit John....thought it was a bit risque but funny all the same :)

[danny james]

"I've got it! If I sow my fingers together i'll be able to swim faster..."

[madmitch]

And guess what my too risque comment was! :bang:

Damn me for being a puritan! :cuckoo:

Who dares wins :D

Can someone else post a picture as i lost my hardrive last wk end:'( and i'm waiting for new editing software for new computer.:thumbs:

[Marcel]

As Dark Star lost out with the same comment, fair to pass this one to him?

[Dark Star]

Well I'm happy to fill the gap :D Thanks!

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/scare.jpg

PS Its my wifes cousin - she'll kill me if she finds out :D

[joxby]

Auntie M !.....its a twisterr....its a twisterr !!

The yellow brick road is thataway..........darlin.....:love:

Oyy, get stuffed Wurzel !

[Ajophotog]

Hey Luv i'm havin me picture taken can you move over there.

[madmitch]

2 halves in the Red Lion and she's anyones.

[Cobra]

Decided that one was tooooo risque!!!! :D


Strange that I also type a very similar answer but deleted it before I had time to post :lol:

"Oi! gerroff touch me once more and I'll 'ave yer guts fr'a hay net"

[davidbridges]

summer holiday to benidorm didn't quite work out as planned....