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I havent got a comment, but judging by the look on his face, i'd love to know where his hand is:lol:
Chappers
01-12-2007, 21:04
Something about pearls and swine springs to mind
come on darlin, its only over there, let me buy you a glass of barley wine
antihero
02-12-2007, 10:35
30??? This one feels more like 50!!!!
(no offence meant to anyone!):exit:
Dark Star
02-12-2007, 13:11
2 halves in the Red Lion and she's anyones.
Madmitch get it!!! Thats the one for me!:lol:
But if he still needs to hand the baton on (see above) then in 2nd place I'll pass to Ajophotog
Hey Luv i'm havin me picture taken can you move over there
madmitch
04-12-2007, 07:57
Thanks Dark Star, still no editing software so take it away AJ :thumbs:
I think I am to late but maye have gone with: -
"She cunningly wore the brightest top possible to distract the viewers from the scarecrow she had accidentally glued to her arse!"
madmitch
10-12-2007, 08:00
Bump for AJ :thumbs:
Ajophotog
13-12-2007, 19:12
Sorry Guy's I'll hand over to anyone as I can't find a suitable shot :( I found one of my daughters shots :)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2048/2109374302_5c1ae61d5f_o.jpg
madmitch
13-12-2007, 19:53
KEN !! if you don't move that hand you'll get a slap.
Forbiddenbiker
13-12-2007, 20:08
"Oh ken, I don't mind that you don't have a penis and I love your hard pecks, but would you please stop using so much face tan cream"
Dark Star
13-12-2007, 20:55
"...and this was which page in the Kama Sutra....?"
MG TF 135
13-12-2007, 21:24
Right then Katie, Pete............. just one big smile for the camera.
Mr and Mrs Andre on their latest photo shoot!
hypnotic
13-12-2007, 22:17
Now thats what I call plastic surgery !!!
Just keep smiling and dont move ..... perhaps the new puppy will get bored and go back to chewing the furniture.
"I seem to have missplaces my nipples... Sooooowahhhh, How you doo'n Barbie ;), You lots your nipples as well?"
Canon Bob
15-12-2007, 03:45
Ken, why do you keep saying " a gottle of gear"?
jamesward93
17-12-2007, 14:01
He just didnt know when to stop with the post processing!!!
Is that a banana in your shorts or are you just pleased to see me!
Plugus Maximus
17-12-2007, 16:38
Who said plastic wasn't fantastic?
oh ken save me ... i think ive broke a nail
Ajophotog
18-12-2007, 10:02
Hehe some good ones chaps but I like Right then Katie, Pete............. just one big smile for the camera. so well done MG :lol: Closely followed by Canon Bob's Ken, why do you keep saying " a gottle of gear"? :lol: so it's over to you MG ;)
shrimperblue
07-02-2008, 22:10
"...ok why did I sew my two fingers together again?.."
I thought I'd revive this thread with an image I came across from last year, I didn't realise I had it!
:gag:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/HackerUK/Caption-competition.jpg
you can lead a horse to water ............ :D
Lets see if these float :coat:
cherryrig
21-02-2008, 15:35
"Does my bum look big if I'm doing this........?"
Borats Baby
21-02-2008, 21:21
Horse: "Oh no, thats the second time this week"
Jockey: "Its ok for you!, mines all squished into my nice clean pants"
davidbridges
21-02-2008, 21:33
'' fire in the hole ! ''
:lol:'' fire in the hole ! ''
Lets see if these float :coat:
My favourite :lol:
:coat:
crapshot
21-02-2008, 21:51
horse:- ''well I did tell you I'm scared of water!''
HIMUPNORTH
21-02-2008, 22:12
"I said abandon SHIP!"
Good to see this thread return :D
Mine would be:
"Float your boat darling."
"You made a right bl@@dy horses ass of that one didn't you"
Dark Star
22-02-2008, 00:51
'a bigger splash'
Detritus
22-02-2008, 00:56
If you lost some weight I wouldn't need to dump any for the high jumps.
Horse: 'If i can make it round on only my front legs, it will really impress the judges'
Horse: 'If i can make it round on only my front legs, it will really impress the judges'
With a smile please :lol:
Airscene
22-02-2008, 23:16
"well the rest was crap, but maybe we'll get some points for artistical merit"
Shutterman
23-02-2008, 01:13
"Told you not to kick me when I have wind......."
Lets see if these float :coat:
:lol: :lol:
It was a close run thing but Susie is the winner! :clap:
NEXT!
Wow, thats the first thing I have won for a while!!
As nobody else has come up with anything I will offer this - not a good pic, but could be ok for a caption!
http://195.177.193.138/gallery/data/500/0122.JPG
See I told you they're water tight :D
"This is what we think of your cheap bread!!!"
Canon Bob
24-02-2008, 23:40
"Hold your fire until she gets a little bit closer......"
Bob
"Do you think they'll find us?"
Airscene
25-02-2008, 13:27
"Youths terrorise bathers in a new take on the old fake shark fin gag"
"Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Do it right, shake it shake it shake it baby
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Aaahhh... Shake it!"
HIMUPNORTH
25-02-2008, 13:43
Despite numerous requests from the RSPB Bessie would not stop feeding the ducks her home-made bread.
I know its down here some where, help me look
jamesward93
25-02-2008, 14:39
.........and for our next impression, icebergs!
New and improved Daz!
The one on the left we washed in new Daz whilst the one on the right we washed in old Daz!
For whiter than white whites!!
staffitaxi
26-02-2008, 12:44
The owners of the Ostrich farm were becoming slightly suspicious that they had been ripped off.
TrooperUK
26-02-2008, 19:15
Someone shouted "DUCK"
Well with the votes (from my office fiends) added up, we have a tie (in alphabetical order) between
Canon Bob
Cobra
Himupnorth
Next picture please!!
barsbyart
27-02-2008, 12:03
Don't you just hate it when a game of 'Cormorants' goes bad and you get your beak stuck in the mud!?
Now grasshopper, this one is called "Supta Konasana"
Forbiddenbiker
04-03-2008, 10:34
"Oooh here comes that gorgeous Mallard, brace you're self Harriott."
King of Groove
04-03-2008, 10:42
Can't get any peace here with all those TalkPhotography people!
HIMUPNORTH
21-03-2008, 21:16
Time to get this thread going again. Now get a mooove on.......:D
http://garywilliamson.co.uk/PhotoDump/XA1D2394.jpg
Canon Bob
21-03-2008, 21:37
"Well Daisy, looks like this year's bull is going to be an Italian protestant"
Bob
badgerbaiter
21-03-2008, 21:43
fishing in an ox-bow lake
so thats where you hung up your condom to dry
surrealillusions
21-03-2008, 21:48
Cow 1 - Mooo!!!
Cow 2 - Dammit! I was going to say that!
Cow 2: "Help, it's sucking my lip in!"
Cow 1: "Oh, please!"
Billy Bob didnt realise he had grossly misunderstood what the "ANNUAL COWES FISHING TOURNAMENT" was really all about.
Dean:)
mmmm....i just love the smell of pasta....don't you dear.....so much nicer than beef!!!:)
We're producing so much methane they need a windsock to measure it
Forbiddenbiker
22-03-2008, 10:43
Hun tests for uplift over warm cows. :shrug:
:bang:
Dark Star
22-03-2008, 10:54
Cow 1: 'You call that bait! Pah!'
Cow 2: 'Another amateur, ignore him Ermintrude'
Silly cows ....I'm going with the Bull !!
HIMUPNORTH
24-03-2008, 10:46
Billy Bob didnt realise he had grossly misunderstood what the "ANNUAL COWES FISHING TOURNAMENT" was really all about.
Dean:)
Dean wins it with this one I think - although I chortled more than once to the others.
Over to you Dino!
hypnotic
22-06-2008, 17:51
What happened to this thread?
Going to start it again with this ....
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/Caption.jpg
Captions please ... :thumbs:
Dark Star
22-06-2008, 17:53
Why do I always end up with the potheads!!!
(well revived btw!)
HIMUPNORTH
22-06-2008, 18:03
Bill & Ben's wives' get a special visit to the BBC garden when their husbands guested on Read-Steady-Cook!
(I might need more practice at this)
santana007
23-06-2008, 09:56
2 New species of plants have been found
Anoectochilus annamenis - A rare creepy shade-loving species with a beautiful multicolored pattern (pictured right)
and
Oberonia huensis - it is a beautiful flowering orchid likely to be restricted to lowland forest (pictured left)
davidbridges
23-06-2008, 10:28
Well, what do you expect... Everybody has been saying how modern fashion has been going to pot...
:coat:
Upon revealing of the new Big Brother task, industry sources say "Theyve gone too far this time"
Techno-Geek
23-06-2008, 11:31
NEWS JUST IN
POT HEAD SEEN WALKING THOUGH PARK
WITH A CHEF TO KEEP THEM UPRIGHT
ONE IS BELIEVED TO BE MR.T IN FANCY DRESS
BACK TO YOU, SHELLY
;)
Little Britains' Emily and Florence caught trying to sneak into the RHS flower show disguised as Bill and Ben.
Forbiddenbiker
23-06-2008, 11:46
Chef is politely escorted out of Ascots Royal enclosure.
Xplosion
23-06-2008, 12:11
and the two finalist for the Ascot Ladies Hat competition
Dark Star
23-06-2008, 12:20
When the police wanted to plant two plain clothes officers at Ascot they took it too far!
Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon caught at it again!
ldwallis
23-06-2008, 23:08
News just in nigella lawson's aunts in pot scandal...
(i'll get mer coat)
Defiance
23-06-2008, 23:11
News just in...Undercover police officer arrests Bill and Ben for cross-dressing and crusing in Hampstead Heath
Airscene
24-06-2008, 12:59
Marcel and InaGlo step out for ladies day at Ascot... but which one is which?
FixitDave
24-06-2008, 13:45
It's official, smoking pot really does go to your head
Daffs to the left of me Tulips to the right, cooks in the middle with you :)
:coat:
HIMUPNORTH
24-06-2008, 17:45
Daffs to the left of me Tulips to the right, cooks in the middle with you :)
:lol:
C'mon Hypnotic that must be the winner! :clap:
hypnotic
24-06-2008, 21:32
Sorry ... Late finish at work ... :shrug:
Take it away Lee ... :thumbs:
I've always thought this deserved a caption :)
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/500/Stella.jpg
HIMUPNORTH
25-06-2008, 08:04
Kerry's inflatable Scotsman was looking a little limp until she put a little air back into it.....
connect part a to... damn wish i kept the instructions for this thing
He said that this was where he kept the keys to his Porsche
Byker28i
25-06-2008, 12:49
Is this where the bignobs hang out?
so far will have to go with Himupnorth, but will give it a bit longer
Dark Star
25-06-2008, 16:14
So thats your caber and you want me to do what with it...?
hypnotic
25-06-2008, 16:54
World hide and seek champion found in Scotland.
Ach its troo nothing is worn under the kilt............
Its all in perfect working order :thumbs:
Going to go with hypnotic's
just a little background to the shot she was actually tucking his shirt in for him.... honest :)
oh and its the cornish tartan so I believe.
hypnotic
25-06-2008, 20:01
Try this one ...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/hyponotic63/6214.jpg
Shutterman
25-06-2008, 20:10
Bitty Bitty
Flash In The Pan
25-06-2008, 20:13
"well, you told me to go get a tart an' kilt" :coat:
ooops....bit late :lol:
"well, you told me to go get a tart an' kilt" :coat:
ooops....bit late :lol:
very good though :)
Flash In The Pan
25-06-2008, 20:42
Try this one ...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/hyponotic63/6214.jpg
"I find you very attractive, do you think Camilla would enjoy a drive through the Blackwall Tunnel?"
That's it...... Stomach in! Chest out!
King of Groove
25-06-2008, 20:54
I always like to review the force's assets, I'm very much a hands on prince!
Shutterman
25-06-2008, 20:54
You have a very positive aura about you....
Albino-jay
25-06-2008, 21:01
Did you do the motorboat? you old sailor you!
Dark Star
25-06-2008, 21:05
Charlies on parade!
No really IT IS this BIG!
santana007
26-06-2008, 07:03
errrrm !
takes me back to that song Two Princes by the Spin Doctors .
errrm can i call them Harry and Will
Forbiddenbiker
26-06-2008, 07:47
Ah the regiments secret weapons..
Byker28i
26-06-2008, 14:42
Phwwrrr - finally Commander in Chief has some perks:D
Byker28i
26-06-2008, 14:45
"I think it's important to size up womens roles in the modern army. I like to keep abreast of latest developments"
"I say - what a princely pair"
"oh no I think I've boobed again"
Do you think she has noticed me yet? I wasnt going to stay home..
oh b**** ignor me posting... was on the wrong picture,.. doh.!
smile sweetly, smile sweetly... if this plonker takes one more step forward im gonna kick his ass!(from the girl obviously)
(bloke to the side of the girl, her left)
please be me next!
piggin pearls are a swine to keep on
hypnotic
26-06-2008, 19:36
My vote goes to .... Dark Star
Your turn.
you look a bit like madonna, do you wear the 'cones'?
Flash In The Pan
26-06-2008, 21:22
"I'm a dirty old man, can I feel your tits?":coat:
My vote goes to .... Dark Star
Your turn.
It was rather good :thumbs:
have a free bump :D
Dark Star
28-06-2008, 11:15
It was rather good :thumbs:
have a free bump :D
Ohh thanks - been away for an hour or so and I win something :D
Try this for size
http://www.darkstarimages.co.uk/general/sack.jpg
Dark Star
01-07-2008, 11:10
Buuummmp
Shutterman
01-07-2008, 11:11
Who put the feather in the bag..... Its tickling my A@*e.....
As streaking across the Kabadi Pitch is punishable by death in some religious states Abdul thought it would be fun to hop :)
hypnotic
01-07-2008, 18:29
Getting nothing other than the dreaded x here.
Edit : Must learn to refresh before I type
Free bump anyway ... :D
I'M SURE I COUNTED 5 YESTERDAY......:)
'Ere, bog off, you *******s in blue have already had a go!
David.
Shoot2Thrill
09-07-2008, 08:00
"I always said he was cheap, I asked him for a Radley Bag"
http://www.radley.co.uk/en-gb/ProductDetails/?cid=RHND&pid=RHNDLYRIC&language=en-GB
Ooops where's that dog bag picture gone!!?
Shoot2Thrill
09-07-2008, 08:02
The charity Maradonna look-alikey sack race was a huge success.
"Please hop behind the line, this is for registered hoppers only."
Dark Star
09-07-2008, 09:27
As streaking across the Kabadi Pitch is punishable by death in some religious states Abdul thought it would be fun to hop :)
Thats the one :lol:
Lee over to you!!!!
Well I don't seem to have anything that deserves a caption so I open it up to those that have but haven't been successful with there captions/comments.....
1st come first served
oooh does that mean i can have a go??
ah well... too lazy to wait for a reply :P
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg104/Elopix/P1090050.jpg
fire away...
chrisgrieve
16-07-2008, 21:05
i could have sworn there was a pool there a minute ago. oops.
Dark Star
16-07-2008, 21:10
The invisible woman was about to get the shock of her life
the big bad giant thought it was fun squishing the dwarves.
Flash In The Pan
16-07-2008, 21:41
Who nicked the toilet??
OK so im not gonna be online for a while after this so i guess i better choose a winner....
Flash in the pan deffinately wins that one...
Take it away mate...
Forbiddenbiker
17-07-2008, 18:10
The Air Excalibur competition.
...Just having a go anyway. :p
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