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minimeeze
31-05-2007, 21:25
According to national statistics, 70% of us wear the wrong size bra, so next time you're shopping, go and get yourself measured. I did just that today, and was Delighted to Discover I am slightly more Developed than I thought I was :lol: :D
Instant ego boost!
how long before this post gets over run by blokes!
Oh lets all throw the bloody things away!!! :D :naughty: :woot:
LOL and the other 30% should be done for False Pretences for wearing a bra in the first place. :p
I did just that today, and was Delighted to Discover I am slightly more Developed than I thought I was :lol: :D
Okay, I'll bite, proof needed :D
Oh lets all throw the bloody things away!!! :D :naughty: :woot:
do you need a hand afterwards or has Jonny beat us all to it?
I shall need two hands afterwards, Rob!! ;)
digitalfailure
31-05-2007, 21:42
If any of the female members would like a second opinion on their fitting, i'm happy to offer my services.....i'll even warm my hands :thumbs:
I shall need two hands afterwards, Rob!! ;)
i now have full use of both hands, so being the gentleman that I am, I will offer to help out. What a nice chap I am!
Well mine certainly slipped a letter along the alphabet when I had one fitted. :)
cjnicolai
31-05-2007, 22:54
That's how I became a DD. ;)
Im going to get one fitted immediately in that case!! :naughty: :clap:
I rarely wear a bra :lol: Only when I go out, then it's necessary to stop them clanging together:lol:. Being big up top it hurts my back more to wear one than not.
Forbiddenbiker
01-06-2007, 08:08
Congrats on your new size Cheryl. :D :lol:
But remember, size is not everything ... its how you use them that counts. ;)
According to national statistics, 70% of us wear the wrong size bra, so next time you're shopping, go and get yourself measured. I did just that today, and was Delighted to Discover I am slightly more Developed than I thought I was :lol: :D
Instant ego boost!
I wonder if the same trick would work for underpants! :naughty: :nuts: :suspect: :gag:
Paul
This thread is worthless without pics.
digitalfailure
01-06-2007, 08:58
I need pics!
Dont forget to get them Weighed also.. this is just as important as the correct fittment....
IF you are unsure of how to weigh breasts... ask any bloke "'scuse me can you please weigh my breasts"
;)
Wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy! :)
Wile E. coyote
01-06-2007, 09:17
YAAAAAWN!!! :D
We are only men and get excited by these things :p
Yes, fair enough!!! We're glad you do really!! ;) :naughty: :naughty: :D
Wile E. coyote
01-06-2007, 09:26
Yes, fair enough!!! We're glad you do really!! ;) :naughty: :naughty: :D
So thats what they are for, to keep everyone happy :D :lol:
I like this kind of thread.....
It lets me keep abreast of recent developments :naughty:
Dont forget to get them Weighed also.. this is just as important as the correct fittment....
It's true :agree:
The nibble test is also important and should be taken on a regular basis. To ensure accurate results numerous testers should be employed.
A man walking down the street meets a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her "Excuse me,miss,but would you let me bite your breasts for £100?"
"Absolutely not?" she answers and keeps walking.
He then shouts to her "What if I made it £1000"
"listen, i'm not that sort of girl" she replies
"Ok my final offer £10,000 for one bite?"
She thinks about it for a few seconds and says "£10,000, eh? ok just once"
She takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.As soon as he sees them he grabs them, starts to fondle and caress them slowly, kissing them and burying his face in them,but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Are you going to bite them or not?"
"Nope, he answers. Too expensive!"
antonroland
01-06-2007, 09:44
....i'll even warm my hands :thumbs:
But will you wash them?
:lol:
digitalfailure
01-06-2007, 09:45
But will you wash them?
:lol:
depends if i'm eating :naughty:
But will you wash them?
does that mean before or after??? :D :lol:
Congrats on your new size Cheryl. :D :lol:
But remember, size is not everything ... its how you use them that counts. ;)
Pushed up and poking seductively above that opened button for best effect usually :lol: ...well, in public anyway :whistling:
Pushed up and poking seductively above that opened button for best effect usually.
Oh god, are we all that transparent and predictable? LOL :D :lol:
digitalfailure
01-06-2007, 10:13
Pushed up and poking seductively above that opened button for best effect usually :lol: ...well, in public anyway :whistling:
I can't begin to think of what your talking about..........pictures would be handy :thumbs:
Oh god, are we all that transparent and predictable? LOL :D :lol:
if there is personal gain......usually :eek:
Dark Star
01-06-2007, 10:24
I'm having trouble keeping abreast of this thread!
I can see you are John...........we've had that joke already!! :bonk: :D
Dark Star
01-06-2007, 10:30
Oh b*gger!!! I've made a t*t of myself again!
..and another one....:bonk:
Oh god, are we all that transparent and predictable? LOL :D :lol:
Men are simple folk, it has to made easy for them to understand :lol:
Men are simple folk, it has to made easy for them to understand :lol:
Yes.... open button, push them up ........... and they will listen to anything you have to say!! :D :naughty: :lol:
Except they're not really listening at all Janice! :nuts:
Except they're not really listening at all Janice! :nuts:
listen to you saying "they" as if it doesnt apply to you! :D :lol:
minimeeze
01-06-2007, 16:54
Bloody hell, I started an innocent thread and now look what's happened :lol: :lol:
No pics I'm afraid, but I can say that they have passed the weigh and nibble test ;)
Pushed up and poking seductively above that opened button for best effect usually :lol: ...well, in public anyway :whistling:
Oooops! cold shower time:lol:
digitalfailure
01-06-2007, 17:46
I can say that they have passed the weigh and nibble test ;)
diiiiiiirty girl :lol:
They may well pass those 2 minor tests, but how would they stand up to the third and final test.
nakid star jumps :nuts:
Only you tube footage will confirm :D
diiiiiiirty girl :lol:
They may well pass those 2 minor tests, but how would they stand up to the third and final test.
nakid star jumps :nuts:
do you really think we are ready for naked star jumps on a friday night?? :eek: :nono: :rules:
digitalfailure
01-06-2007, 17:52
well I am, so pull ya finger out :naughty:
busterboy
01-06-2007, 18:13
http://www.zen118613.zen.co.uk/email~animations/juggs.gif
well which one of us girlies do you think that is then? :D :lol: :woot:
do you really think we are ready for naked star jumps on a friday night?? :eek: :nono: :rules:
nekid star jumps...will the tenor lady stay in position without undercrackers?
just a joke:help: and I'm sure that ladies on here dont need them, but we always have a box handy for when we have a barbecue, just for all of the mums who get drunk and want a go on my daughters trampoline.
funny how pendulous breasts lose all revelance when faced with a pelvic floor that is shot to bits:lol:
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/seven317/35109yu3rllghyh.gif
funny how pendulous breasts lose all revelance when faced with a pelvic floor that is shot to bits:lol:
Oh gross!!!!!! :nono: :thumbsdown: its only sneezing that does that!! :D
:lol: Paulc... Once upon a time ago, my friend had just given birth to twins (naturally :eek:) and they hosted a BBQ with just us and the twins. At some point my friend ask my hubby if he wanted another sausage, and threw it his way. It landed in his glass of coke and... well, she was cleaning herself up in the bathroom for a while :lol: None of us could stop laughing, and my poor friend wet herself slightly.
You have a good idea there with keeping supplies handy!
busterboy
01-06-2007, 18:40
http://www.timprocter.co.uk/photography/gifs/but-thyrmine-ani-avatar.gif
http://www.timprocter.co.uk/photography/gifs/flash_boobies.gif
http://www.timprocter.co.uk/photography/gifs/sl1wd6.gif
If these are a little near the bone please remove them..:nuts:
Lordy lordy BusterBoy... wonder what word you are using to search those out :lol:
Oh gross!!!!!! :nono: :thumbsdown: its only sneezing that does that!! :D
:lol: and Nekid star jumps and spotty dogs and Trampolines:lol: :lol:
TBH jojosmojo, we dont really keep supplies in, we actually goad mums into having a go on the trampoline, then wet ourselves watching them realise that kids cost more than money.lol
minimeeze
01-06-2007, 19:10
nekid star jumps...will the tenor lady stay in position without undercrackers?
Nothing wrong with my pelvic floor :D and no, I'm not doing ANY star jumps.... not even fully clothed, so :razz:
Nothing wrong with my pelvic floor :D and no, I'm not doing ANY star jumps.... not even fully clothed, so :razz:
oh no we forgot, no kids for Min.....pelvic floor snaps back like a rubber band!! :D :lol:
whiteflyer
01-06-2007, 19:34
http://www.zen118613.zen.co.uk/email~animations/juggs.gif
Just wait till she in her 70's and they are dropping round her knees :lol:
Pert and firm is much nicer :lol:
oh no we forgot, no kids for Min.....pelvic floor snaps back like a rubber band!! :D :lol:
Same here :lol:
oh no we forgot, no kids for Min.....pelvic floor snaps back like a rubber band!! :D :lol:
@Min and Susane...Tsk Tsk nobody likes a showoff:nono: and hopefully one day you too will discover the joys of kids and all things assosciated, ie bust open pelvic floor, leaking boobs and TB, or as our midwife used to call it, "Tits on the belly", its a bit like real TB but worse, especially for a first timer, when she realises that her perky bosom is no more...Oh and then to discover that she cant tampoline at barbecues, sneeze or do nekid jump jacks:lol:
This is why Mums always shout at Kids:lol:
@Min and Susane...Tsk Tsk nobody likes a showoff:nono: and hopefully one day you too will discover the joys of kids and all things assosciated, ie bust open pelvic floor, leaking boobs and TB, or as our midwife used to call it, "Tits on the belly", its a bit like real TB but worse, especially for a first timer, when she realises that her perky bosom is no more...Oh and then to discover that she cant tampoline at barbecues, sneeze or do nekid jump jacks:lol:
This is why Mums always shout at Kids:lol:
But all this pales into insignificance when you have some beautiful children who are the joy of your life! :thumbs:
But all this pales into insignificance when you have some beautiful children who are the joy of your life! :thumbs:
Too right, they are wonderful:thumbs:
photostar_1
01-06-2007, 20:47
Who the blazes wants to do star jumps anyway? :eek:
Who the blazes wants to do star jumps anyway? :eek:
Classic Carole!! and very true. Id rather look at my lovely growing up children and know it was all worth it.
And mine are still pert anyway!! ;) :naughty: (not the children!!)
But all this pales into insignificance when you have some beautiful children who are the joy of your life! :thumbs:
Indeed, its makes a pelvic floor thats shot to pieces and chesty bits that will NEVER entertain star jumps again, all worthwhile... apparently.... Mind you I have teenagers with figures to die for and attitudes to match, so I do sometimes wonder... :thinking: :D
http://www.timprocter.co.uk/photography/gifs/sl1wd6.gif
I think I've just found my new screensaver :nuts:
cjnicolai
01-06-2007, 22:50
This thread is worthless without pics.
I believe y'all have already seen mine. LOL.
:thinking:
I think we may need reminding? :D
:coat:
I believe y'all have already seen mine. LOL.
you mean those are yours in Mr Gubbys video??? :eek: :D :lol:
http://www.timprocter.co.uk/photography/gifs/sl1wd6.gif
Best post we've had at TP for sometime :thumbs::thumbs: :clap::clap:
How come this thread is entitled 'For the girls' ... and has typically ended-up very much 'For the boys' :lol:
busterboy
02-06-2007, 08:09
How come this thread is entitled 'For the girls' ... and has typically ended-up very much 'For the boys' :lol:
We just like popping in for a nosey Glo..:nuts:
Proper support is very important, or else you risk over stretching the ligaments or tendons or some what. :nuts:
minimeeze
02-06-2007, 13:00
@Min and Susane...Tsk Tsk nobody likes a showoff:nono: and hopefully one day you too will discover the joys of kids and all things assosciated, ie bust open pelvic floor, leaking boobs and TB, or as our midwife used to call it, "Tits on the belly", its a bit like real TB but worse, especially for a first timer, when she realises that her perky bosom is no more...Oh and then to discover that she cant tampoline at barbecues, sneeze or do nekid jump jacks:lol:
This is why Mums always shout at Kids:lol:
Sorry, but that's a road I'll never travel! I know all about what childbirth does to you too :gag: Check out my occupation :lol:
Check out my occupation :lol:
Dinkles? :p
minimeeze
02-06-2007, 15:55
Dinkles? :p
:razz:
Sorry, but that's a road I'll never travel! I know all about what childbirth does to you too :gag: Check out my occupation :lol:
You know all there is to know about this kinda stuff then..but you deserve a round of applause...what would we do without midwives :shrug: :clap:
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