Cobra
13-07-2007, 15:20
A 10 -year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up
beside him and its window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of
lollies
if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?" The driver asked.
I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and £50, eh?" Quizzed the
driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a
bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" Screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" Asked the driver
with a long sigh.....
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"
beside him and its window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of
lollies
if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?" The driver asked.
I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and £50, eh?" Quizzed the
driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a
bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" Screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" Asked the driver
with a long sigh.....
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"