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Hacker
19-07-2007, 07:24
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Drambuie, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

InaGlo
19-07-2007, 07:29
:lol: :lol: :lol:

... Goes off to find the half bottle of Port & the G&B chocolate ;)

minimeeze
19-07-2007, 07:48
:lol: :lol: Looks longingly at the 3/4 of chocolate cake in the fridge http://www.comicguide.net/images/smilies/hungergirl.gif

Joe T
19-07-2007, 07:52
:lol: :lol: Looks longingly at the 3/4 of chocolate cake in the fridge http://www.comicguide.net/images/smilies/hungergirl.gif

Soon to be 1/4 chocolate cake in the fridge... :lol:

Lady Pitstop
19-07-2007, 08:02
:lol: :lol: Looks at can of baked beans (that got pushed to the back of the fridge) opened about 2 weeks ago :eek: :eek: I think I'll pass - moves onto the Pringles:D :D

Marcel
19-07-2007, 08:04
thaut wa s huum bloody goodf advicvee

/Slumps on desk

Forbiddenbiker
19-07-2007, 08:06
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


hmmm, :thinking: ...theirs a half eaten mar bar in my van! :D

Venomator
19-07-2007, 08:26
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Wile E. coyote
19-07-2007, 09:15
LOL :lol: should have drank my half full bottle of jim beam :D

lee
19-07-2007, 09:54
bugger the fridge is empty and there is no alcohol in the office :(

Good advice non the less :D

CT
19-07-2007, 11:27
LOL. Brilliant! :D