Trip to the zoo [Archive] - Talk Photography

GfK

11-11-2005, 14:44

I went to the zoo today, look at the animals, take a few pics, see what I can see etc. The only animal they had was a stupid dog. :confused-

It was a shitzu.

:Ponders:

Warspite

11-11-2005, 14:54

:( I hope you realize that joke has seriously spoilt my day ;)

Gandhi

11-11-2005, 23:47

Would A Moderator Please Ban This Person If He Makes Another Joke Like That?

GfK

12-11-2005, 00:29

Would A Moderator Please Ban This Person If He Makes Another Joke Like That?

:lol:

Steve

12-11-2005, 09:15

I am saying nothing about this thread on the grounds that I could incriminate myself. :whistling

digitalfailure

12-11-2005, 18:52

Hey Steve..............I think he's nicked your joke book :lol: :naughty: :lol:

Steve

12-11-2005, 19:43

Hey Steve..............I think he's nicked your joke book :lol: :naughty: :lol:

I don't know what you are talking about :coat:

Arkady

13-11-2005, 12:31

hehehe

matty

13-11-2005, 18:21

3 men in a sauna, Chuck, Taku and Paddy

Paddy hears a buzzer coming from Taku, who stands up and leaves the room after tapping his left ear
Taku returns a few moments later, he apologises and says he had a call incoming to his new built-in telephone receiver in his ear
Silence returns again, then paddy hears a beep coming from Chucks wrist
Chuck gets up and leaves the room, pressing his fingers to his wrist
He returns a few moments later and apologises and says Built in timer, reminds me i need to take medication
Paddy sits there and wonders how he can impress these guys.
Silence falls again, the Paddy lets rip with a huge fart, he gets up and dashes from the room.
He returns a few moments later, a length of toilet paper haning out his ass
'Sorry' he says 'someone sending me a fax...'

Gandhi

13-11-2005, 20:21

ok then, if it's gonna be like that!

*rolls up sleeves*

What green and smells of pork?

Kermit's finger!

A man walks into a bar with a set of jump leads round his neck. The barman takes one look at him and goes....'I don't want you startin anything in here mate.'

I've just been listening to the radio, apparently Craig David has been selected for the 2008 Olympic Archery Team....

He's going to be the Bow selector.

(see what I did there, eh? see what I did?)