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JIMC
24-02-2008, 03:43
heart attack

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I have an old couple living in the same street as me.They grow their own vegetables in the back garden.Yesterday the husband Tommy went out to pull a cabbage for dinner.The roots where that long he pulled too hard strained himself, took a massive heartattack and died.On hearing this I went over to see his wife Betty and said " Is there anything I can do to help."


She replied "Its alright Jim I opened a tin of peas instead" :D

Mr Bing
24-02-2008, 10:27
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ashers
24-02-2008, 10:30
i get it but i dont get it

james_death
24-02-2008, 12:18
You Swine...