Sooo...I'm getting married in 2 weeks, any *helpful* advice?

[Xplosion]

:thinking:

[fletch5]

RUN NOW AND FAST:runaway:

organise a group meet for the wedding, only proviso free photos:D

[mrgubby]

Start apologising now , you'll be doing it for the rest of your life.









;)

[fletch5]

seriously though, good luck, enjoy it. make sure your on the right for the photos and dont say the wrong name. congratulations

[marko400d]

i got married last year.
it was the best day of my life.
honest

the day will go so fast, try to savour every minute

best wishes for your big day

[mrgubby]

i got married last year.
it was the best day of my life.
honest

mind control , it's all about mind control :suspect:

[mmcp42]

they say you should always remember those three little words: "I love you"
it's easier than that - just two words: "yes dear"

[marky_h]

The wedding is for one day, and is you and your wifes' for a few precious, delightful hours only: it's then handed over to your family and friends to enjoy.

The marriage is for life, and should be the most wonderful journey, over mountains and through valleys alike. Always look at what's around you now and slightly ahead, and work together to build a partnership that blossoms.

[Xplosion]

Wow, this turned out to be pretty serious, :) i'm just thinking about how this new £400 for a lens hobby is going to fit in :bonk:

[marko400d]

oh well that's easy you buy it and when you get home you take it upstairs immediately, hide the bag it came in and the box, put it in your camera bag, then IF you wife says "oh, is that a new lens?" say no i've had it for ages! works for my wife with her shoes anyway!

[reddeathdrinker]

One bit of advice - don't spend the day with the 'tog comparing gear;)

[fletch5]

One bit of advice - don't spend the day with the 'tog comparing gear;)

that sounds like a good day:thumbs:

[matty]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo

[fletch5]

oh yeah, be there on time is a very good idea

[birdy961]

The wedding is for one day, and is you and your wifes' for a few precious, delightful hours only: it's then handed over to your family and friends to enjoy.

The marriage is for life, and should be the most wonderful journey, over mountains and through valleys alike. Always look at what's around you now and slightly ahead, and work together to build a partnership that blossoms.


Totally agree:thumbs:

[kelack]

they say you should always remember those three little words: "I love you"
it's easier than that - just two words: "yes dear"

:lol::lol: You've been talking to my husband!!!

Also - don't do what he did and go nightclubbing the night before the wedding, get in at 4, get up at 8 for the rugby and sit in your boxer shorts still writing your speech when the car, floris and photographer turn up :lol::lol:

[minky_monkey]

You`ve got a fortnight headstart, it`ll take her a while to catch you up.......

[Jo]

Make sure you make time for each other after the actual ceremony. Don't spend all night mingling with guests. Don't get too drunk, I promise you if if stick to that you will have the best sex EVER that night :D

Oh, and send her flowers on the morning, and have a little something for her to open in front of everyone at the reception... something thoughtful ... or rude if you want a laugh :lol:

Most importantly, enjoy every single second :) Good luck!

[EdinburghGary]

I promise you if if stick to that you will have the best sex EVER that night :D




Wow you are just too kind, is this offer open to anyone getting married?


















:D


:coat:

[Grahame]

No wonder that I got divorced then....30 Army mates, way to much alcohol........beer in hand for the toasts.....if only the Internet and forums were around in the early 90's!

[Jo]

:lol:

[mrgubby]

*snip*
I promise you if if stick to that you will have the best sex EVER that night :D


but it will have to last you for years




















:lol:

[Jo]

Exactly, so make it memorable at least :lol:

[dseered]

Good luck matey, hope your wifey has got you what I have just produced for a Husband to be ;)

[db247]

organise a group meet for the wedding, only proviso free photos:D

Not the worst idea I've ever read on here... hmmm..

[Wail]

Disclaimer, these are not my ideas, these are thingsI read in a magazine not too long ago: -

1. Buy her her own TV set to save your sanity
2. Get your own shed, which doesn’t have to be a real shed just so long as it is somewhere you can “escape” to
3. Say yes to everything
4. If you are ever to say no, make sure she’s in another room
5. Get into cooking
6. Pay her sexual attention
7. Get a hobby, it’s cheaper than a mistress (though I am not too sure about that sometimes)
8. Get a cleaner and a plumber and a lot of “other” people to do all the house work, it’s a lot easier on your spirit than getting nagged about them; and a lot cheaper than buying all the tools to do them yourself
9. Get married on the first of the month, it makes it a lot easier to remember your anniversary

That said, I have an additional one of my own: -

Always call her by nick-names (sweetie, honey, darling, etc.), this will make sure you NEVER get her name wrong; and once you are used to this name calling it becomes rhetoric and you find yourself always calling her like that, even at awkward times.

[Ashers]

remember a wife is for life not just for christmas :D

[wack61]

Wow, this turned out to be pretty serious, :) i'm just thinking about how this new £400 for a lens hobby is going to fit in :bonk:

as long as you stick to black she'll never notice:nuts: works with bodies too :D

[Ladybird]

Good Luck!

My advice would be have the day well planned in advance, get everything organised to the nth degree, then on the day, relax and enjoy it! Make sure your ushers/page boys/ bridesmaids/ whatever&whoever etc are well prepared! and give them a slap if they make a mistake! :D

Its your big day, Have fun!!!!! (and a HUGE Gift List at John Lewis! :D :D :D )

[kevin_c]

Buy a shed!

[inaneredstripe]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. clearly beyond help.

[inaneredstripe]

of course , you do realise the one food that reduces sex drive by 95% in all women , is wedding cake

[barneyrubble]

Just remember - before the wedding she'll ask you what you think, after it she'll tell you what you think :lol::lol::lol:

[inaneredstripe]

:lol: oh yes.

[Xplosion]

of course , you do realise the one food that reduces sex drive by 95% in all women , is wedding cake

She's not getting any!! lol i'm going to get it "accidentally" dropped once its cuts