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Steep
08-07-2008, 20:51
A retired 70yr Sailor is feeling a bit fruity, so puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for one last time,there he hires a prostitute and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
The sailor asks " how am i doing " and the prostitute replies " well sailor your doing about 3 knots"
"3 knots? whats that supposed to mean? " he asks.
She replies "you're knot hard , you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back!" :)

minimeeze
08-07-2008, 21:13
:lol:

Hacker
08-07-2008, 21:28
:lol: :clap:

Just Dave
08-07-2008, 21:33
:lol::lol::lol:

Wail
08-07-2008, 21:43
Nasty, rude and cracked me up! I wonder if how soon I will be in his shoes?

Matt Sayle
09-07-2008, 07:14
You actually posted a decent joke :lol: