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Flashman
10-07-2008, 08:08
No, this is NOT me! :D I was sent this by a friend.

Just a tip for anyone who wants to try and make themselves look hot in a self portrait... remember to flush first!






http://www.harrogateholidays.co.uk/images/sundry/badselfportrait.jpg
fraggle101
10-07-2008, 08:21
Oh jeez!! my eyes hurt...
sn0wy
10-07-2008, 09:38
Least its a floater ..... could be far worse ;)
hepburn
10-07-2008, 09:38
That shot seriously needs a shallow DOF!
TheKrikkitWars
10-07-2008, 09:39
Serious LUL'z
mrgubby
10-07-2008, 10:42
That shot seriously needs a shallow DOF!

It has a shallow DOF.......





Depth Of Flush ;)
Woodsy
10-07-2008, 11:00
Least its a floater ..... could be far worse ;)

Rofl! Indeed! :D
HIMUPNORTH
10-07-2008, 11:10
That shot seriously needs a shallow DOF!
:lol:
Graelwyn
10-07-2008, 11:19
Oh my, that is funny... in a sick, toilet humour kinda way, lol.
fraggle101
10-07-2008, 11:28
do u think she meant to get the lump in or had she forgotten about it and thought 'Mmm.. i look good.. lets take a piccie'


How come its on the SIDE on the bowl?? theres going to be serious skiddies there!!! :gag:
Steep
10-07-2008, 11:41
There's no accounting for taste, that might have been her entry in Chocolate Log magazines' portrait comp.
MikeeB
10-07-2008, 11:56
Someone please, crop it :D
Andy the Coastie
10-07-2008, 12:11
Someone please, crop it :D

crop or CHOP :D
Betty
10-07-2008, 12:12
:gag:
Dark Star
10-07-2008, 12:13
Thats one crap shot!
hepburn
10-07-2008, 12:25
Thats one crap shot!

Groan
Techno-Geek
10-07-2008, 13:04
I thought there was nothing wrong at first, then i scrolled up again and see it :D

:runaway: :)
foz
10-07-2008, 13:20
Woah Woah Woah.. lets not flame the poor girl.

This looks like someone taking a shot of something they are proud of, like when fisherman take pictures of their greatest catch, or a car own next to his shining automobile.


:D:D:D
Geordi69
10-07-2008, 13:24
She is a kidnapper and is showing that she has let one of the chocolate hostages go!!!
Andy the Coastie
10-07-2008, 13:39
That thing must have it's own postcode .......

Hope she doesn't live near Dover , as when I go to work tonight will have to issue a navigation warning :suspect:
Jelster
10-07-2008, 13:44
Tell you what Tony, the invitation from that model on Purestorm we received is even more frightening now ! :lol:

do u think she meant to get the lump in or had she forgotten about it and thought 'Mmm.. i look good.. lets take a piccie'

How come its on the SIDE on the bowl?? theres going to be serious skiddies there!!! :gag:

Steve
fraggle101
10-07-2008, 15:32
Do you think they may be related in some way Steve?? lol..
alan1572
10-07-2008, 21:47
i think the moral here is...DON'T DO IT
Capt Kirk just had his head in the bowl looking for the Captains log.
Cobra
10-07-2008, 21:50
I guess she did what she set out to do
"Job" done :thumbs:
Galaxy66
10-07-2008, 22:09
We've seen all kinds on this forum, never thought I would see that, whatever next:D
hepburn
11-07-2008, 10:52
We've seen all kinds on this forum, never thought I would see that, whatever next:D

Erm... check this thread for whatever next ;)

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=785177#post785177
inaneredstripe
13-07-2008, 16:48
****happens.
Dino f
13-07-2008, 19:09
Should have used a little fill-in flush:lol:
inaneredstripe
13-07-2008, 20:01
oh dear.
inaneredstripe
13-07-2008, 20:03
what the hell does she eat?:eek: reckon she had to beat that with a stick.