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nilagin
13-07-2008, 14:30
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,
'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we
could make love again?' Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now
had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder
and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She
agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and
he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen
Barry, I'm not being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you
don't.'

zooki
13-07-2008, 14:33
hahahaha, excellent:D

Matt Sayle
13-07-2008, 14:44
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like that one :D

Cobra
13-07-2008, 15:20
Its great the way people are re-cycling anything and everything these days :D Still makes me smile even today :thumbs:

mrgubby
13-07-2008, 16:46
Its great the way people are re-cycling anything and everything these days :D Still makes me smile even today :thumbs:


How long before it appears on a Friday......... :p













;)

ekimeno
13-07-2008, 18:05
Classic :lol:

zeb
13-07-2008, 18:28
Great one:thumbs:

Joe T
13-07-2008, 18:29
Sounds about right!

Cobra
13-07-2008, 21:33
How long before it appears on a Friday......... :p
;)


I try to be "original" on the TFI's but do get it wrong occasionally
Maybe a week or so :shrug: :D
edit thinking about it it may well have already made an apperance :thinking:

kamion
13-07-2008, 23:12
:lol: :lol: :lol: