Don't mess with old ladies

[dod]

Defense
Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, BUT he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot him, the little *%$&!*!.

[birdy961]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif Now that did make me laugh, thanks Dod :thumbs:

[Just Dave]

:lol::lol::lol:



birdie are those smilies affiliate links in your post as if you mouse over it say partner, I didn't know we could put those in, do you get paid if we click them

[birdy961]

Davenjulie I have no idea?
I have a smiley central thing on my toolbar and just click on the one I want.
i wish i did get paid though :lol:

[Just Dave]

cheers birdy me to :lol: i would have some

[birdy961]

Never mind eh, suppose i will have to do some work instead, bummer :(

[Just Dave]

day off for me and its flippin raining

[birdy961]

the law of Sod mate :(

[Galaxy66]

[QUOTE=birdy961;797576]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYGB) Now that did make me laugh, thanks Dod :thumbs:






Should we be posting links to free smileys, I have always understood they were one of the commonest sources of viruses, a member of my family had problems after downloading from such a site.

[birdy961]

Don't know to be honest
Thought it was ok :shrug:, if not will stop it :thumbs:

Have asked the Mods

[NathanJT]

Given that the source of those images is a .jsp file it could, technically, be used to serve anything out in the name of TP (and not just images).

It's certainly not the kind of scripting I'd like on my site!

[birdy961]

Don't know to be honest
Thought it was ok :shrug:, if not will stop it :thumbs:

Have asked the Mods


Have had the thumbs up from Marcel as long as the URL is edited out which i have now done, I think:bonk:

[Matt Sayle]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love that one :D

[purpleclouds]

haha fantastic :D doesn't april fools end at midday though ;)