jewel
11-08-2006, 14:19
Pinched again....
While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy,
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed
to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he
finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked
around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,
"Man, this just ain't gonna be your day cupcake".....:p :lol:
............and on that note, have a good weekend everyone. :wave: I'm on my way up to Rama to see 'Air supply' in concert. :D Will post some pics next week IF anyone is interested,lol :lol:
Laterz
Jewel :)
While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy,
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed
to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he
finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked
around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,
"Man, this just ain't gonna be your day cupcake".....:p :lol:
............and on that note, have a good weekend everyone. :wave: I'm on my way up to Rama to see 'Air supply' in concert. :D Will post some pics next week IF anyone is interested,lol :lol:
Laterz
Jewel :)