Madpup
17-08-2006, 17:37
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where
in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a Fifty Pound note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a Fifty Pound
note
tattooed
on his privates?"
"Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a
while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how money
feels
in
my
hand.
And, lastly...instead of you going out wasting money on
shopping,
you
can
stay right here at home and blow Fifty quid anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely in the hospital...
in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a Fifty Pound note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a Fifty Pound
note
tattooed
on his privates?"
"Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a
while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how money
feels
in
my
hand.
And, lastly...instead of you going out wasting money on
shopping,
you
can
stay right here at home and blow Fifty quid anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely in the hospital...