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First sightings of swallows this year, assumed I had missed their arrival, but a flock was over the marshes, clearly just arrived

Reminds me of the biscuit bullet. The story goes that a woman was seen clutching her head, sitting in her car, thought she had been shot, and was trying to keep her brain in place. Turned out to be a can of biscuit dough that exploded https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-biscuit-bullet/

A man enters a bar with his hat resting on his shoulders, and orders one drink after another, as far as his tiny mouth will allow him to swallow. So he's asked how he came to be like this "I found this old lamp, rubbed it, and out came this absolutely gorgeous genie, she offered me a wish...

The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they can to build it, and the Owl, the Mayor of the Woods opens it to the public. The next day, he notices that one of the windows is smashed. He calls an urgent meeting where all the animals gather together...

School writing materials Pencil Copying pencil Inkwells with dip pens which meant your writing was either a soggy mess or faint scratchings Always with blue black ink fountain pens Cartridge pens al the above contrived to get more ink on yourself and your clothing than the paper The paper...

My condolences. This forum won't be the same. I am reminded of my uncle, I did not witness the incident. Looking back, he seemed to have a premonition, Then one day, he saw a friend, crossed the road to greet him, and collapsed halfway across.

Leo Baxenale, creator of Eagle Eye Junior Spy, and his arch enemy Grimley Feendish as featured in the Wham! comic

Isn't that the distant relative who has died and left me a fortune Or the prizes I win every day from competitions I never have heard of before, let alone entered Or the delivery services inundated with packages, always described as 1 (one) awaiting delivery after I have paid the fee?

It has been said that two of the biggest 70's icons were ABBA and Dunlop Green Flash tennis shoes

Who shot JR in the American soap Dull Ar*e, with the contender of the most boring programme Die Nasty Dallas and Dynasty

the Archers and knowing that the signature tune at the end of the episode was Matron's cure to put us to bed

Sunday special dessert

The Monster Raving Looney Party. One manifesto was to divert the Channel Tunnel to the Falklands Introduction of a large plastic 99p coin The Hot air produced in Parliament would be piped throughout SE England to provide free heating for pensioners