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D-Mitch said:
Years ago when my nephew was little, I got him to hold a pre-sliced banana on top of his head and then, to demonstrate my martial arts skills, I gave the banana a sharp tap with my fingertips. He didn't seem too impressed until I told him to peel the banana and his jaw dropped, especially when I told him if the banana hadn't been there that would have been his brain in slices.
When he grew up and became a student, he used the same trick to impress the ladies.
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Reminds me of the biscuit bullet. The story goes that a woman was seen clutching her head, sitting in her car, thought she had been shot, and was trying to keep her brain in place.
Turned out to be a can of biscuit dough that exploded

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-biscuit-bullet/
 
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