A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The shop keeper carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
"That's one too many!" says the customer. The shop keeper replies, "It's a freebee."
Radio adverts for the "latest blockbuster" - in cinemas October twelve. Maybe in the US, but in good old UK we say October the 12th or the 12th of October.
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet...
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