Mick jagger a dad again at 73

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don't know about you but I would be asking for a Paternity test .:exit:
 
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.

"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
 
why not he looks in good health, he might be a bit friigin wrinkly but shooting his load into a 29 year old ballerina should be pretty reasonable..
 
If he had tocarry the baby for 9 months I doubt he would have created it. In fact gentlemen if men all over the world had to be the one who carried the baby there would be a world wide shortage of children. Enjoy your afternoon:D:p:LOL:(y),
 
Shirleyr said:
If he had tocarry the baby for 9 months I doubt he would have created it. In fact gentlemen if men all over the world had to be the one who carried the baby there would be a world wide shortage of children. Enjoy your afternoon:D:p:LOL:(y),
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I appreciate this was a half joke...

But Seriously?

Firstly as a scientific concept, if men had to carry babies nature would have equipped them to cope the same as it did for women.

Secondly, if a bloke had made such a shallow facile 'joke' about 'women' most people would rightly see it as offensive.

:cautious:
 
I guess the new mum will be generously rewarded for her efforts, and the child hopefully set for life, financially; however, it's a shame he'll probably be fatherless before he hits double digit age.
 
viv1969 said:
however, it's a shame he'll probably be fatherless before he hits double digit age.
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Mick Jagger is a *god, gods don't die (y)

*Some people believe this no doubt ;)
 
If in your 60's 70's etc you can still rise to the occasion then you should not waste it...use it if the opportunity arises. Good on Mick for still being able to.
 
frank said:
If in your 60's 70's etc you can still rise to the occasion then you should not waste it...use it if the opportunity arises. Good on Mick for still being able to.
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Yeah...sod that the kid will lose their father at a very young age.
 
viv1969 said:
Yeah...sod that the kid will lose their father at a very young age.
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who cares most of the couples i know are banging out desparation womb spawn in there late 30s early 40s.
They will be in there 60s paying for uni education because they want holidays flash cars ad endless boozed up weekends in there yooth.

whole system is f***ed up.
he is rich and should have as many as he can afford.
 
Phil V said:
Secondly, if a bloke had made such a shallow facile 'joke' about 'women' most people would rightly see it as offensive.
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I think (though all the Brexit, Trump, etc discussion) you are the forum person I most want to meet in a pub and have a beer with.

Remarkably intellectual for a Northerner :p
 
Mr Bump said:
who cares most of the couples i know are banging out desparation womb spawn in there late 30s early 40s.
They will be in there 60s paying for uni education because they want holidays flash cars ad endless boozed up weekends in there yooth.

whole system is f***ed up.
he is rich and should have as many as he can afford.
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You really do post some tosh.
 
Mr Bump said:
who cares most of the couples i know are banging out desparation womb spawn in there late 30s early 40s.
They will be in there 60s paying for uni education because they want holidays flash cars ad endless boozed up weekends in there yooth.

whole system is f***ed up.
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Matthew 7:1.
 
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