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Thank goodness for double sided duct tape.
Double sided? Double purpose ... a "wax" as well once the dress is removed, ready for the following day :D
 
Hope thatsnot tap water ;)
Of course not do you think I'd wanna poison myself?
Its bottled from a mountain spring, having trickled down the mountain side, through all the detritus left by "sightseers" and their dogs
................ Oh wait a minute ...................
:D
 
??? sorry can someone explain it please? LOL :runaway:
what does slowness have to do with Ford?
if it was Nissan microbe or similar small car then I may see a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel. LOL
 
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If abortion is murder
Is a blowjob cannibalism ?
 
??? sorry can someone explain it please? LOL :runaway:
what does slowness have to do with Ford?
if it was Nissan microbe or similar small car then I may see a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel. LOL

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??? sorry can someone explain it please? LOL :runaway:
what does slowness have to do with Ford?
if it was Nissan microbe or similar small car then I may see a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel. LOL
It's making fun out of peoples prejudices. Sadly it's just too easy to trap some people.
 
Really?
have I done something to upset you?
I took your reply as a little should we say "hostile"

I still have not got a clue what the meme is referring to but thanks for replying. (y).

Of course you haven't upset, this is the joke thread and that was actually a clue as to the meaning, but nevermind
Think when Skoda were the picked on cars
 

I think you'll actually find the opposite is the truth Ingrid ,or is just the balls look bigger as the cock shrinks :exit::exit::exit:
 
I think you'll actually find the opposite is the truth Ingrid ,or is just the balls look bigger as the cock shrinks :exit::exit::exit:

Probably but I'll have to take your word for it Jeff ;):D
 
Usually that the driver hasn't bothered to switch off the flashy things they use when parking illegally...
 
Usually that the driver hasn't bothered to switch off the flashy things they use when parking illegally...

Illegally? Surely you can park wherever you like and, as long as you turn all 4 flashy things on, that makes it perfectly legal.
 
Only in German cars.

Oddly, the local parking enforcers (or whatever traffic wardens are called this week...) don't recognise the legality of yellow parking flashers, much to their occupants' chagrin. The ones here even issue tickets to foreign registered ones.
 
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