The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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And there's more...........

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One from my FBFB_IMG_1547925797088.jpeg
 
I phoned my wife earlier. "I'm just setting off from work, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?"

It was met with a stony silence. I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
 
Sorry if it`s been posted before.
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I heard this company issued a memo to all staff, instructing them to answer phone calls with the greetings "Good morning..." or "Good afternoon..."
Under no circumstances were they to greet customers with "Hello, Anker."
 
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