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Yeah, shame. They showed world championship curling instead.
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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Yeah, shame. They showed world championship curling instead.
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It's amazing what a good brush can do
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A man is walking along the beach when he hears a voice.
"DIG!" says the voice.
What the hell? thinks the man and is about to carry on when the voice comes again.
"DIG!"
So the man decides to dig in the sand and comes across a small wooden chest.
"OPEN!" says the voice.
The man opens the chest and it's full of gold coins.
"CASINO!" says the voice.
What the hell thinks the man, why not and goes to a local casino. As he enters the casino the voice comes again.
"ROULETTE!"
So he finds a roulette table and the voice comes again.
"16 BLACK!"
The man bets the whole chest on 16 black and the wheel is spun. The ball whizzes round and lands on red 5.
"F*CK!" says the voice.
"DIG!" says the voice.
What the hell? thinks the man and is about to carry on when the voice comes again.
"DIG!"
So the man decides to dig in the sand and comes across a small wooden chest.
"OPEN!" says the voice.
The man opens the chest and it's full of gold coins.
"CASINO!" says the voice.
What the hell thinks the man, why not and goes to a local casino. As he enters the casino the voice comes again.
"ROULETTE!"
So he finds a roulette table and the voice comes again.
"16 BLACK!"
The man bets the whole chest on 16 black and the wheel is spun. The ball whizzes round and lands on red 5.
"F*CK!" says the voice.
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You can take your pick which one first
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I'm not getting it.....
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I suspect that he probably wasn't either
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Try the other hand.....
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Google it you may be surprisedWhat is Born Hup. A website?
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Google it you may be surprised
I can't. I only have four letters on my keyboard. A 'B', 2 'E's' and a 'G'
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Who hasn't got a bowl with these in? Can't even remember what they were for.
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Totall6 no ide@ what the key board jok3 is ?