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• 3 Apr 2019

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One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar...

Then I realised my whole life was a joke!

 

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• 3 Apr 2019

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Watch out where the huskies go... Express report on a yellow snow warning!

 

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• 3 Apr 2019

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• 3 Apr 2019

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• 3 Apr 2019

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Make sure you carry out (1) personally.
Don't wanna find a load of drawing pins blu-tacked to the wall behind that circle. :banghead:

 

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• 3 Apr 2019

• #9,448

You have an evil mind, Tori!

 

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• 3 Apr 2019

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Its a video but you have to see this.
View: https://BANNED/chadloder/status/1112987228832034816?s=09

 

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• 4 Apr 2019

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• 4 Apr 2019

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• 4 Apr 2019

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With 2 play buttons...

 

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• 4 Apr 2019

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• 4 Apr 2019

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• 4 Apr 2019

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View: https://youtu.be/AtCn-iGFBD8

 

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• 4 Apr 2019

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• 4 Apr 2019

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• 4 Apr 2019

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"I'm Thor!"

"YOU'RE Thor? Tho am I, I woth a virgin!"

 

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• 4 Apr 2019

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Nod said:

"I'm Thor!"

"YOU'RE Thor? Tho am I, I woth a virgin!"

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• 4 Apr 2019

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Yup, missed off the !

 

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• 5 Apr 2019

• #9,464

I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!! Don’t ask me-ow.

Can't believe I got fired from the Calendar factory today. All I did was take a couple of days off

 

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• 5 Apr 2019

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• 5 Apr 2019

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Graham said:

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Mind bleach, pass the mind bleach and be quick about it!

 

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• 5 Apr 2019

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• 5 Apr 2019

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Cobra said:

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Wrong sort of dog - should be a Yorkshire Terrier!

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Here's a for you, too!

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Pure serendipity - nipped down to Dartmoor ZP today and saw their albino wallaby joey! Guess who had left his memory card at home in the reader and the spare in the case I he left behind to save bulk...

 

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• 5 Apr 2019

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• 6 Apr 2019

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• 6 Apr 2019

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• 6 Apr 2019

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• 6 Apr 2019

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mikew said:

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If they tell us when, I'd expect BBC Parliament's ratings to soar!

 

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• 6 Apr 2019

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