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As of this moment (17.26hrs; 24-12-06) I am officially smashed thanks to the finest distilleries in Scotland.

Any posts written after this time may or may not have any semblance of reality/normality to them.

You have been warned. Keep salt nearby as piches of it may be required.


Happy Xmas to all...
 
Piches of salt..... oh no!


Been flying so still sober.....that will change! :D



Merry Chrishmus Arkady! (y)
 
Not ace if you get eczema or a papercut you didn't know you had!
 
had to stop using them in our A&E, apparently some patients are rather fond of their flavour!
 
We get loads of it in Afghan - even better when we found out it's flammable (doh! Alcohol gel - flammable? d'you think?).

Makes great napalm - big dollop in the palm of your hand, light it then flick it at some unsuspecting oppo walking past. Hours of entertainment.

Or as we did in the 'old' days, order a triple brandy at the bar, light it then throw on the bloke's feet standing next to you. If he maintained an air of lofty indifference, he won and didn't have to pay for any drinks for the rest of the evening. If he wimped out, gave the 'Team America' secret danger signal and ran around the bar screaming like a girl, trailing flames like a stricken French Concorde, then he lost and had to buy a round for the whole bar.

As if our job wasn't dangerous enough...
 
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