Reminds me of a story when a seagull craps on a woman's head so she ask her husband to fetch her some toilet paper, he replies "don't be stupid it'll be gone miles by now".
i also had another seagull pebble dash me on my way out of work (when i worked in high street near the sea) which started with my head, all down my shirt and then my jeans (had to go back to work and clean up) there was so much s***! that stuff is toxic, the jeans damaged/bleached/stained in parts from it.
just glad i wasnt looking up taking a photo as above then!
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