My therapist says I'm paranoid. He didn't actually say that I but I know he was thinking it.

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[ChrisH]

My therapist said I was a schizophrenic but we're alright now

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[petersmart]

You're never alone with multiple personality disorder.

 

[Mr Badger]

I used to be paranoid...

but now I know they're out to get me!

I went to see a psychic to see if they could help; and she smiled at me, so I hit her... it was my father's fault, he said I needed to strike a happy medium.