Real World Advice for You Youngsters

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

At 21 I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
 
Ha ha!! Good one Colin.

However, as this applies to all you blokes...you might just as well have only posted the last line! ;)
 
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I love your confessions Colin ... ;)


FortySomething! said:
However, as this applies to all you blokes...you mightve just posted the last line!
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I resemble that remark most vociferously ... I may be older ... but I am jiggered if I am any wiser ... :cautious:




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You just wrote a potted history of my young life there Colin - minus the divorce part (guess you gotta get amrried for that huh?):help:
 
This is so true! I'm here:

Hacker said:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

At 21 I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
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Except that I'm now 28 yet still looking for the stable girl. :shrug: Probably simpler to just jump to the end and look for a girl with big tits. :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:
 
Joe T said:
I think Ive found a girl with big tits. 30G anyone? :p
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Isn't that a postcode????? Holy moly - you'll never be wanting for a life raft :D
 
Venomator said:
WARNING ... You need to be well into horses then m8 ... :D
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Or be patient and find a pretty nurse. :p

:eek: 30G! :eek:

To be honest, anything bigger than handful is a waste and if you can hold it in two hands.............. :puke:
 
:LOL: ROFL - simple but to the point, which point Im not to sure :eek: ;)
 
D'you know......I was thinking that yesterday!! :D
I think Joe was having his daydreams again!! :wave:
 
cjnicolai said:
Nah. I'm not too far off at a size 32DD or 32E depending on which country you're in, and I promise I look normal. (y)
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Pics? :D :nuts:
 
cjnicolai said:
Doesn't that fall under Nekkid Women guidelines? ;)
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Yeah. Well, as long as you don't show "bits" you'll be alright. ;)

Anyway, just kidding with ya. :LOL: Don't let me scare you away from here.
 
Scared? Not I! Bawdy fun is OK by me. (She says as she glues glitter onto her burlesque recital costume....)

- CJ
 
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