The Merc

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A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership and browses around. Suddenly she
spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone
has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns
back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that
if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear
the price.
 
LOL:D

Good way to start the weekend:thumb:
 
jewel said:
women over here in Canada don't "bottom burp" as you so nicely put it,lol. :p :D

Maybe not when people are about, but I bet they're rip-roarers when you're on your own...

Prrrrrrrrp!
 
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