The miracle of toilet paper

[Hacker]

Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her "It's not so", he comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, She fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

 

[antonroland]

Oh you stinker

Please do not post jokes like these while I am sitting in a damn dead boring meeting...

How can I ROFLMAO when tonite I won't be able to eat enough Chillies.

My tongue must be bleeding

 

[kamion]

@ Anton. What the hell are you doing reading the forum in the middle of a meeting?

 

[antonroland]

I have to stay awake somehow!!!!:bang:

I am the record keeper in promotion panels and interviews.

This means I have to respond to external stimuli for approx 20 seconds out of every 10 minutes....:bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[Jonnyreb]

And Anton - you have my sympathy!

 

[antonroland]

Thanks bud

This is the 8th day of it and we hope to finish tonight sometime

 

[mrgubby]

*snip
This means I have to respond to external stimuli for approx 20 seconds out of every 10 minutes....:bang: :bang: :bang:

reminds me of an ex-girlfriend

 

[Warspite]

 

[mho]

 

[Venomator]

Hmmm ... methinx you should have started your new job this week Colin ...

 

[Sherlock_Holmes]

 

[Jonny]

Whoa, students night......... Oooh yea.