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A teacher once said I’d be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia.
So far, I’ve made two jugs, a vase and an ashtray, so nuts to you, Mrs Collins.
So far, I’ve made two jugs, a vase and an ashtray, so nuts to you, Mrs Collins.
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A couple, Dave and Mabel, were staying at the Grand Hotel Llandudno -- fourth floor.
Dave calls the Hotel Manager "Come up quick. we've been arguing and Mabel wants to throw herself out of the window !!"
The manager replied "Sir, this is a personal matter, I can call sec....."
Dave interrupts "No, this is a maintenance issue -- The window won't open"
Dave calls the Hotel Manager "Come up quick. we've been arguing and Mabel wants to throw herself out of the window !!"
The manager replied "Sir, this is a personal matter, I can call sec....."
Dave interrupts "No, this is a maintenance issue -- The window won't open"
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I was just pondering the reason why people buy Labradoodle dogs and apparently it's because they don't shed hair and have the temperament of a labrador. I was also pondering what one would get if the pairing was the other way round, in which case you'd get a Poorador -- a dog that s***s everywhere and sheds copiously quantities of what looks like pubic hair; lovely.
