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Tough Cowboy A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to he Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a...

Snap. I went this way as my earlier mac's hd failed (moving parts) so went the SSD and its good. Very quiet as well:)

S100 motorcycle cleaner. It's great stuff. Just spray it on all over the bike, leave it for 10 min pressure wash it off and the bike is gleaming. I use it on my Harley which has more chrome on it than 2 can tell and it comes up lovely every time.

Easiest way is JUST DON'T OFFER TO CLEAN THE OVEN.........simple;)

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Oven cleaning!......What's that????

Lovely picture Mark. The little ones seem to be having lots of fun.

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"...

Kerry Archaeologist After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks...

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.( Knew this would grab your attention) Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his...

Went to the sperm clinic earlier. The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup? I said "I'm good, but i don`t think I`m ready for competitions just yet"............

I was out with the wife in a pub in Newcastle last night. This bloke comes wandering through the crowd and stops next to us. He leans forward and whispers in the wife's ear " I want to fill your fanny up with Guinness and drink the bloody lot". She was absolutely shocked, and furious! She told...

I'm proper British me Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign

Nearly made love to a Ladyboy last night. She looked like a woman. talked like a woman, kissed like a woman, and smelt like a woman. She drove me back to her place and it was only when she reversed into the garage first time, I thought Hang on a minute.

At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight". I replied...