The Canon Job
Script
12 avid photographers, taking advantage of the London Olympics, break in into the Canon Office, thanks to a disguise of Hi-Vi vests with the words "Officyal Photographer" stenciled on them. With explosives made from dark room chemicals they blow up the door to the staff toilet. After finding the correct room, there is a 60 minutes slow mo sequence of The 12, tooling up, close up panning of lenses, caressing of camera bodies, massive amounts of satisfying, rotating, clicks clack!, lots of techie talk and a general fondling of photographic equipment. After looks of understanding, they rush out, screaming "smile!, "that group of policemen, show me your best", "you over there, be sexy!" and cleverly blinding everybody with their powerful flashes made their escape.
The End