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What is it with the trick or treat?
Last year a knock on the door lad says "Trick or treat" I said "Trick and turned the hose on him.
It seems he wasn't happy ...
Well don't bloody well ask for one then!
Last year a knock on the door lad says "Trick or treat" I said "Trick and turned the hose on him.
It seems he wasn't happy ...
Well don't bloody well ask for one then!
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Mrs Nod had a trick or treater earlier. I made sure I took the front door key with me when I went out to ring the bell. 
Crappy chocolates here - we've filtered out the ones we like best and left the less favoured ones for the beggars!!!
Crappy chocolates here - we've filtered out the ones we like best and left the less favoured ones for the beggars!!!
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Though it’s very nearly in EnglishI think my French may be better than expected.
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One day in kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give £2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
The Teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Harry, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I’ll give you the £2.”
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said, Jesus Christ.”
Marvin replied: “Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business!”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
The Teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Harry, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I’ll give you the £2.”
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said, Jesus Christ.”
Marvin replied: “Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business!”
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Though it’s very nearly in English
I was concentrating on the language and forgot to look at the picture which makes the meaning immediately obvious.
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While I was working in a chocolate factory one of the team fell into a vat of chocolate.
Someone started to climb into the Vat to save their colleague. I told him "Billy don't be an Aero."
Someone started to climb into the Vat to save their colleague. I told him "Billy don't be an Aero."
