A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?”
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I first got together in an online chat-room.
Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mum and we met at a Cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
Just as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, "You've got male !"