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A middle-aged man and his wife sitting at home watching a bit of TV. For it was a dreadful night, the worst storm either of them had ever experienced before, Thunder, lightning and rain like stair rods. suddenly the doorbell rang, who the hell can be out on a night like this. The man answered...

This could age-related. When you get to my age, every memory is precious. Don't know how I'll manage next year at 29.

No. If your photography is just for you and you're not a professional, it doesn't matter if it was yesterday, yesteryear or the year dot, each one is a unique memory.

Dyslexia Rules. KO.

A duck walks into a jobcentre, he hops on a chair and asks the clerk for a job. BLOODY HELL a talking duck says the clerk, he immediately rings his friend. After the call, he tells the duck I have a job for you at Billy Smarts Circus. The bemused duck looks puzzled. What does Billy Smart want...

Two cows having a natter. What do you think of mad cow disease Daisy? Doesn't affect me I'm a duck.

A friend of mine was having a hard time with his wife, nag, nag, nag. So he tried to devise a plan to get rid of her once and for all. After a great deal of thought as to how to go about it, he decided to ask his neighbour Archie. Now Archie wasn't the sharpest knife in the box. When asked...

Just found a frog at the bottom of the garden. when I picked it up, It said to me if you kiss me. I will turn into a beautiful Princess. I said p*** off I'd sooner have a talking frog.

One day St Peter was quietly going business booking everyone in, He was joined by JC. morning said JC Morning said, Peter. Very busy today Pete. No, very quiet was the reply. How long have you been in this job asks JC? Just about 2000 years, Peter said. Never missed a day. You've never had a...

After a run of bad luck, Klause Beethoven, Ludwig's younger brother moved to, what can only be described as a hovel. One night he decided to go out for a beer. On entering the bar he could hear someone trying to bang out a tune on an old piano. curiosity got the better of him and went to try and...

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They can pick them up, Sue’s never has a problem with hers.

Yes. One is darker than the other.

The top one is Alice, the other one is Little Nel