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    The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

    Paddy's wife had just given birth to her 11th child, and put her foot down - "enough is enough, go to the doctor for that operation" When Paddy found out how much it was going to cost, he replied that he couldn't afford that "Well, there is a cheaper way, but don't hold me responsible for any...
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    The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

    I first heard that one regarding the school mistress who had a class regarding Norse Mythology Having recounted all the naughty things the gods got up to, that night she dreamed that one came down and ravished her In the morning, as he left, he thundered "I'm Thor!" "Tho am I, but it wath...
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    Flying Scotsman Swanage railway

    yes, the original does look a tad under
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    33 Years in the Making

    Agree, time for the spot healing brush
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    Flying Scotsman Swanage railway

    Approaching Corfe Castle station
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    The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

    Or Thing from the Addams Family
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    The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

    It was Saturday night in Manchester There was only one cab on the rank The driver was reading the News of the World And quietly enjoying a w###k When a waitress called Lena with tits like Sabrina Came over and suddenly said "How much would you charge me to Oldham" Again she suddenly said... He...
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    The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

    creation - Regarding music creation - and Blazing Saddles, Mr Methane, who in December has been described as the Colonic Carol Singer View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUU3HP-xmRg
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    The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

    Surely this has to be a deliberate double entendre like an episode of Rainbow, a children's TV show quote :- But memories of Hayes and his affable TV personality led us to come across this old internet oddity. Now only available in a grungy, virtually unwatchable upload, this is a peculiar...
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