A man enters a bar with his hat resting on his shoulders, and orders one drink after another, as far as his tiny mouth will allow him to swallow.
So he's asked how he came to be like this
"I found this old lamp, rubbed it, and out came this absolutely gorgeous genie, she offered me a wish...
The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom.
They all participate as best they can to build it, and the Owl, the Mayor of the Woods opens it to the public.
The next day, he notices that one of the windows is smashed.
He calls an urgent meeting where all the animals gather together...
School writing materials
Pencil
Copying pencil
Inkwells with dip pens which meant your writing was either a soggy mess or faint scratchings
Always with blue black ink
fountain pens
Cartridge pens
al the above contrived to get more ink on yourself and your clothing than the paper
The paper...
My condolences. This forum won't be the same.
I am reminded of my uncle, I did not witness the incident. Looking back, he seemed to have a premonition, Then one day, he saw a friend, crossed the road to greet him, and collapsed halfway across.
Isn't that the distant relative who has died and left me a fortune
Or the prizes I win every day from competitions I never have heard of before, let alone entered
Or the delivery services inundated with packages, always described as 1 (one) awaiting delivery after I have paid the fee?
The Monster Raving Looney Party.
One manifesto was to divert the Channel Tunnel to the Falklands
Introduction of a large plastic 99p coin
The Hot air produced in Parliament would be piped throughout SE England to provide free heating for pensioners
There were the two Doctor Who films Doctor Who and the Daleks, and Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 AD starring Peter Cushing, and in Invasion Earth, also Bernard Cribbins
There was the delightful episode from Listen With Mother, we are going to have a game playing with your balls
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOoo96KMy5w
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