That reminds me of two 80's jokes
What is the difference between a Texan oilman and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes
What can a pigeon do that Winnie Mandela can't?
Sit on Nelson's column
Roy saw a pair of cowboy boots in a sale, brought them and proudly went home in them.
So he asks his wife "Notice anything different about me? She looks up and says "No"
So Roy goes upstairs and takes off all his clothes except the boots and returns downstairs.
"Now do you notice anything...
There was the spinster of the parish, and church organist. One day, the pastor paid her a visit, and to his surprise, in the music room was a dish with a little water in it and a condom. so he asks why?
"Well, " she said "I found it in the churchyard, the instructions say to keep moist and place...
There is a true story (according to Tim Brooke Taylor) of a friend being fixed up with a blind date, and fancying his chances nipped into the chemist for a packet of condoms.
When they were introduced to each other, they realised they had met before
She had sold him the condoms
This is based in fact, in that a musician was told his instrument was too large for hand luggage, so had to buy a second seat for it.
so he insisted that it had to be served with onflight meals and drinks
Interesting article as I am planning to upgrade soon, and am interested in the eye/animal eye AF of the Sony, being influenced by being given an old A200 with broken mode dial (stuck on M) and brought a couple of Minolta Dynax lenses for a few quid, and for an old camera, can give quite good results
Man boards a train under the influence with lipstick smeared down his face and collar. He lurches into a compartment occupied by a priest, lurches as he sits down, bumping the priest before getting a newspaper out of his pocket and noisily turning the pages
He turns to the priest and asks "Say...