Paddy's wife had just given birth to her 11th child, and put her foot down - "enough is enough, go to the doctor for that operation"
When Paddy found out how much it was going to cost, he replied that he couldn't afford that
"Well, there is a cheaper way, but don't hold me responsible for any...
I first heard that one regarding the school mistress who had a class regarding Norse Mythology
Having recounted all the naughty things the gods got up to, that night she dreamed that one came down and ravished her
In the morning, as he left, he thundered "I'm Thor!"
"Tho am I, but it wath...
It was Saturday night in Manchester
There was only one cab on the rank
The driver was reading the News of the World
And quietly enjoying a w###k
When a waitress called Lena with tits like Sabrina
Came over and suddenly said
"How much would you charge me to Oldham"
Again she suddenly said...
Surely this has to be a deliberate double entendre like an episode of Rainbow, a children's TV show quote :-
But memories of Hayes and his affable TV personality led us to come across this old internet oddity. Now only available in a grungy, virtually unwatchable upload, this is a peculiar...