A woman, standing nude.

[ASH]

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a
compliment".


The husband replies, "your eyesight's perfect".

 

[RobertP]

Was the husband feeling suicidal?

 

[Gary Bagshawe]

Ahahahahaha focl

 

[Marianne]

ha ha

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

 

[markgray]

Lol

 

[jewel]

D'oh!

 

[Joe T]

And there was me clicking on the thread expecting so much more


Good joke tho.

 

[Warspite]

LOL, where is he buried?

 

[Venomator]

Ace ... like ... loads !?! :nuts:

 

[dod]

LOL, where is he buried?

 

[ed34]

 

[GfK]

Woman in a shop trying on a new dress. She shows her husband and asks "does this make me look fat?"

"No, its your saggy tits, huge belly and enormous arse that makes you look fat".