And you thought the jokes Steep posted were bad....

[Matt Sayle]

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm. "Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks. "Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner. "Great," replies the man, nodding at the fish under his arm, "It's his birthday."

 

[Steep]

uurrgghhh

 

[Cobra]

Its a very close run thing .......
the jury is still out on that one