Another blonde joke ( sorry)

[Cobra]

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids
could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!

Very good, said her Mother.

Is it because I'm blonde? "Yes, it's because your blonde," said the Mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids could only
say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!

"Very Good," said her Mother.

Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?

"Yes it's because your blond!

The following day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the
other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to
reveal a pair of 36C's.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

 

[Venomator]

... must show my sister & daughter that one ... they are both 'back at school' at the moment ... ...

 

[Vinny]

LOL excellent!!


At this years International Blonde Convention the leaders decided to show the world that Blondes are not at all stupid. So, 80,000 of the finest gathered in Old Trafford to broadcast live to the world their feelings.

One leader picked, at random, one of the Blondes from the audience and invited her to take her place on stage. "What is your name?" asked the Blonde lady "Lucy" was the reply.

"Well now Lucy, what is 1 + 5" she said with a delightful smirk.

"8" replied Lucy after some deep thought.

The audience went crazy clapping and shouted "Give her another go, give her another go!"

The bemused leader asked "What about 2 + 4?" raising one eyebrow

"Err, 11" cried Lucy, jumping up and down with delight.

The audience went crazy clapping and shouted "Give her another go, give her another go!"

"Okay, one more go" offered the Leader. "What is 6 plus nothing?"

Pondering for four or five seconds Lucy enquired "erm, 6?"

And with this the leader clapped and the whole place shook with glee. Everybody hugging each other, smiling, going crazy clapping and cheering.

Just before the leader could progress to the next level, everybody shouted "Give her another go, give her another go!"



(Hat and coat duly being collected!)

 

[Woodsy]

Both pretty good actually!