Ban the person above you

Nod said:
Banned because I was Nod before I was [Real Name]! Despite any possible relationship between the two, when the bump was named Nod, Mum and Dad didn't know if I was Arthur or Martha.
Also banned for thinking Cob is cute. It's a polite way of saying overpriced mud hut, often with a straw roof...
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Sorry, if they loved it that much, it'd be on your birth certificate. :p
 
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Banned for forgetting about me. I was merely suspended, and not permanently banned ;).
 
jonbeeza said:
Banned for forgetting about me. I was merely suspended, and not permanently banned ;).
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Last Man Standing....

I have drunk all the tinnies. Some sweet Sherry on Cobra's sideboard........
 
Are there two Shirley's, only room for one here. I don't drink Sherry more of a light wine. Ban all men that drink Sherry, sweet or dry.:eek:
 
Hugh Jarse said:
Dug out my vinyl copy of Band on the Run, also Bob Dylan and The Band, Aretha singing Band of Gold....

Then Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and anything by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band........

You can:t beat a good band...
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I don't understand that reply.
 
Shirleyr said:
Are there two Shirley's, only room for one here. I don't drink Sherry more of a light wine. Ban all men that drink Sherry, sweet or dry.:eek:
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Surely you can't be Sherry


Oh hang on I will take my shirt off....

Hey here's a Red Stripe gor you ti sup while you iron my shirt.... [emoji75]
 
I'm not Sherry, hang on, hang on before stripping off the shirt, I'll need my sunglasses.:jimlad:
 
Shirleyr said:
I'm not Sherry, hang on, hang on before stripping off the shirt, I'll need my sunglasses.:jimlad:
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Too late....... UI will just stand here and glow.....
 
Shirleyr said:
Are there two Shirley's, only room for one here
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There can only ever be one (y)

Hugh Jarse said:
Shirley you can't be serious....
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: Nervous?
: Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.

I'm off to bed, before I go, Both of you are banned for flirting, sleep tight both of you xx
 
Shirleyr said:
Good days work Mr. C.:) sleep tight. And you Hugh.:sleep:
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You know you you want to be kept awake
Cobra said:
There can only ever be one (y)


: Nervous?
: Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.

I'm off to bed, before I go, Both of you are banned for flirting, sleep tight both of you xx
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Only one.... but this thread is full of old Cobras.....
 
Hugh Jarse said:
She told me she was called Sherry and you said she was sweet.......
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Self banned for having Sherry on Cobra's sideboard... (Only slipped off twice.)
 
Never touched the bottle. It was less Amontillado than a mounted lady... :whistle:
 
Go on Nod, post something quick and it'll make your posts 26.000, go go go
 
Ooh it's like the London Dungeon in here..... all the skeletons of the banned [emoji33]
 
mrgubby said:
Banned for not realising that OOF posts don't count
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Banned for not knowing they do and have done since swapping to Xen :D
 
mrgubby said:
Banned for not realising that OOF posts don't count
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Double banned! (Although maybe I should have this ID cancelled and set up another...)
 
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