Basic Biology

[Cobra]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!
I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and he will fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,

"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,"Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."

Then she turned to Mary and continued,
As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind,
Two, you didn't read your homework, and three,
one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

 

[photostar_1]

............one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

How true!

 

[Marik]

lol factor 9/10

 

[Janice]

lol factor 9/10

OOOh a joke for the girls............... 10/10 in my book!!

 

[Cobra]

OOOh a joke for the girls............... 10/10 in my book!!

Theres a lot more where that came from Janice but for now I will remain "true to Gender"

 

[Marik]

I found it funny

Does this make me female? I always thought something wasn't 'right'

 

[Yv]

Please excuse me for hijacking the thread with a few more then....

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"



THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Sorry fellas :nuts:

 

[Cobra]

Well if its a war you want
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and
moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today You m! ust park .."
Then the power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman says ..

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

 

[Yv]

 

[Woodsy]

Lollage