Caption Competition

[yoby]

Haven't posted anything for ages, mostly because I haven't looked at the camera for ages. Got home from work last night to find that Mrs Dave had taken the dog to the grooming parlour who were unusually enthusiastic with the clippers. Had to rattle of a few quick snaps for posterity, and ended up with these (more by chance than design) amongst others.......

Have had a few thoughts on captions but could do with some help !!!

C&C welcome as always,
Thanks for looking
Dave

 

[Ladybird]

1) i dont do cute! I'm a rude dog!!!! Thhhhhhhhh!

2) ok, now i'm hungry, i'll play cute now i want food, FEED ME NOW!!! grrr

 

[Joe T]

The pose in no. 2 reminds me of a famous picture or pose but I cant think what