Cobra's TFI Friday offering

[Cobra]

My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .......You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
‘That’s once a day ...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'




.......My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.



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A quick moral...................

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house
of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured cow
droppings onto the carpet.

'Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new
powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!' exclaimed the eager salesman.


'Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that' asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, 'Why, madam?'

'There's no electricity in the house...' said the lady



MORAL: Gather all the information and resources before working on any
project and committing to the client...!!!

 

[Joe T]

Good stuff!

 

[Matt Sayle]

Very good.

 

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